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Misanthrope. Marshmallow minion. Hooked on cheese. Bringer of receipts. You say tomater, I zader matermorts.

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Joined August 2009
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Founders: We're going to write the Bill of Rights so that no one will ever be dumb enough to misunderstand it. Left: Challenge accepted.
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Eric Spencer retweeted
Sure, this is the biggest wipeout in 100 years, and the Democrats are going to control Congress, but they can't stop Trump from pointing at things and renaming them, and at the end of the day, that's what he truly loves the most. So checkmate, Libs.
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Eric Spencer retweeted
You're driving across country at these meat prices?
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Republicans flip Guam. I bet you feel pretty stupid about mocking Hank Johnson's warnings now
Republicans Flip Guam’s Governor (100% Reporting) 🔴 Vicente Ada: 51.5% 🔵 Therese Terlaje: 48.1% —— 2022: 🔵 D+11.4 2026: 🔴 R+3.4
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once again reminding people, you don't hate standard time, you hate winter
Sun set at 450pm today. All standard time enthusiasts should be sent to the camps.
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Me: boy I hope this is just a fart The fart:
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These are tricks for people whose apex predator is a train
A simple little DIY home trick that makes life so much easier.
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I for one am tired of spending six-thirty dollars a gallon for ground beef.
The View’s Ana Navarro: “Ground beef is $6.30 a gallon. Guys, please vote these bums out.”
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They sell ground beef by the gallon??? I’ve been doing everything wrong
The View’s Ana Navarro: “Ground beef is $6.30 a gallon. Guys, please vote these bums out.”
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A man should not: 🔘be a fucking retard
A pilot should not: 🔘become hysterical 🔘speak too quickly to be intelligible 🔘say, "We're going to crash into the ground!" 🔘scream like a little girl 🔘hyperventilate 🔘scream like a little girl again A pilot needs a certain disposition. This is not it. That's the reality.
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"In a two-pilot cockpit, the person talking to air traffic control is typically NOT the person flying the aeroplane." instagram.com/reel/DfNtzvGTY… Nobody knows how they are going to behave in a very distressing & worsening situation, why be judgemental on a situation we all hope we are never in. lifeworksaz.com/counselors-blo…
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"breech of contract" Was the contract born upside down? It must really suck to be in massive debt for education and still come out dumber than people who never went to college, and even people who never graduated high school.
My student loans were taken out based on generous income based repayment plans with monthly payments of around $500. Now thanks to Trump killing off the SAVE plan for no reason but he hated Biden it will be ballooning to $1400 a month and will end up at 4Xs the loan amounts. How do I sue for breech of contract??
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Contrary to the post, loans predate SAVE (created 2023; PhD 2015) & were under prior IDR plans at lower income then. SAVE vacated by Mar 2026 court order after litigation/settlement, not Trump alone. studentaid.gov/courtactions studentaid.gov/articles/save/ socialsciences.uoregon.edu/political-scie… Screenshot shows new RAP payments.
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Use the time change to your advantage; set your clocks forward one hour tonight. That gives you 2 extra hours to egg the houses that didn't give your kid good candy.
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A fast-acting nasal spray offers hope for hard-to-treat depression: study trib.al/asateiX
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Eric Spencer retweeted
Idiot: MY CHOICE WAS A BETTER CANDIDATE AND WOULD BE RUNNING AWAY WITH THE ELECTION Me: Did he/she win the primary? Idiot: Idiot: Idiot: ...no Me: Right. Then he/she was not the better candidate Look, you can argue about how someone appeals to middle of the road voters until you're blue in the face but if your candidate cannot win his/her primary, they are NOT the better candidate. Losing kind if disproves your theory
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Nothing pisses the Left off more than when you don't live up to the caricature of you that they hallucinated.
How does one even get into a mental state this bad
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I love the “13 circuits, 13 justices” line, because if they believed it they’d want it done right now by the Republican president and Senate.
Kamala Harris at the NAACP “We the People” event at Elizabeth Baptist Church in Atlanta: “We need to expand the Supreme Court.” “We have 13 circuit courts. There should be 13 justices.” “We need to revisit the electoral college.” They’re going to stack the court and rig the game, and they’re not hiding the ball.
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"I'm not a Nazi. I just have pictures of Nazis on my phone and hear Nazi dog whistles everywhere and support the party that nominated an actual Nazi." The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
Replying to @JustEric
“He’s a Democrat.” Bro you dumber than dog shit.
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I mean, he's a Democrat, so there's all the Nazi policy stuff. Plus the Nazi tattoo. And he calls his penis "Mein Führer." But yeah... definitely not a Nazi. But the autist who put his hand in the air awkwardly one time is totally a Nazi. You sound really smart and not at irreparably brain damaged.
Replying to @JustEric
Platner is a chud and a sex pest, but theres no evidence from his policy positions or his actual life thay he is a fucking Nazi. You are playing a dumb shit game of Gotcha with an old photo and wikipedia entry. Its beyond stupid.
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I won't rule out the possibility that the number is negative. I suppose ending USAID could have saved some lives. Good catch.
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Since he blocked me, here's the post.
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No, but this is yours. Also, that's not a Nazi salute, but this is a Nazi tattoo. Sit your mein kampf ass down.
Replying to @JustEric
This your boy? 🤣🤣🤣
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