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Misanthrope. Marshmallow minion. Hooked on cheese. Bringer of receipts. You say tomater, I zader matermorts.

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Joined August 2009
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Eric Spencer retweeted
Sure, this is the biggest wipeout in 100 years, and the Democrats are going to control Congress, but they can't stop Trump from pointing at things and renaming them, and at the end of the day, that's what he truly loves the most. So checkmate, Libs.
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Eric Spencer retweeted
You're driving across country at these meat prices?
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Eric Spencer retweeted
Republicans flip Guam. I bet you feel pretty stupid about mocking Hank Johnson's warnings now
Republicans Flip Guam’s Governor (100% Reporting) 🔴 Vicente Ada: 51.5% 🔵 Therese Terlaje: 48.1% —— 2022: 🔵 D+11.4 2026: 🔴 R+3.4
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once again reminding people, you don't hate standard time, you hate winter
Sun set at 450pm today. All standard time enthusiasts should be sent to the camps.
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Eric Spencer retweeted
Me: boy I hope this is just a fart The fart:
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These are tricks for people whose apex predator is a train
A simple little DIY home trick that makes life so much easier.
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Eric Spencer retweeted
I for one am tired of spending six-thirty dollars a gallon for ground beef.
The View’s Ana Navarro: “Ground beef is $6.30 a gallon. Guys, please vote these bums out.”
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Eric Spencer retweeted
They sell ground beef by the gallon??? I’ve been doing everything wrong
The View’s Ana Navarro: “Ground beef is $6.30 a gallon. Guys, please vote these bums out.”
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Eric Spencer retweeted
Use the time change to your advantage; set your clocks forward one hour tonight. That gives you 2 extra hours to egg the houses that didn't give your kid good candy.
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A fast-acting nasal spray offers hope for hard-to-treat depression: study trib.al/asateiX
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Eric Spencer retweeted
Idiot: MY CHOICE WAS A BETTER CANDIDATE AND WOULD BE RUNNING AWAY WITH THE ELECTION Me: Did he/she win the primary? Idiot: Idiot: Idiot: ...no Me: Right. Then he/she was not the better candidate Look, you can argue about how someone appeals to middle of the road voters until you're blue in the face but if your candidate cannot win his/her primary, they are NOT the better candidate. Losing kind if disproves your theory
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I love the “13 circuits, 13 justices” line, because if they believed it they’d want it done right now by the Republican president and Senate.
Kamala Harris at the NAACP “We the People” event at Elizabeth Baptist Church in Atlanta: “We need to expand the Supreme Court.” “We have 13 circuit courts. There should be 13 justices.” “We need to revisit the electoral college.” They’re going to stack the court and rig the game, and they’re not hiding the ball.
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Eric Spencer retweeted
When I was young, being edgy meant getting a mohawk and slam dancing. Or smoking a lot of pot. Or dropping some acid and going to Dreamerz or The Exit in Chicago. Now, these losers celebrate political assassination. Fucking lame and no fun.
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Eric Spencer retweeted
Weird because I thought this dude fixed that
Barack Obama: "We've got to make sure that nobody has to worry about high healthcare premiums."
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Eric Spencer retweeted
Pyromaniac is tired of smelling smoke.
Barack Obama: "I am tired of being divided! I want friendship and neighborliness!"
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Eric Spencer retweeted
I want nothing more than to believe this. Alas, I was conscious from 2008-2016.
Barack Obama: "I am tired of being divided! I want friendship and neighborliness!"
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Eric Spencer retweeted
🤖 Made with AI
Barack Obama: "I am tired of being divided! I want friendship and neighborliness!"
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Eric Spencer retweeted
The NeverTrump to communist jizzwhistle pipeline is fascinating.
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I'm not a cop or anything but ending a life without telling them & getting consent seems kinda murdery
Shocking - New Liberal MAID bill would allow MAID/euthanasia to be administered in certain circumstances WITHOUT informing the patient of what is about to happen. If someone signs an advance request, the practitioner would NOT be required to even talk to them before ending their life.
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Eric Spencer retweeted
What's funny about MAGA isn't that they step on their dick. It's that they step on their dick then look you in the eye and go "yeah, I stepped on my dick, cuck. We're the hardcore dick steppers. No one dick steps like us and that's why you lose."
Axios: Ad backfiring on Vivek Ramaswamy, GOP poll finds New private Republican polling shows Vivek Ramaswamy falling 8 points behind Amy Acton in Ohio's governor's race. axios.com/2026/10/28/gop-pol…
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