@JustLikeMikee

All answers questioned here. I’m definitely not a doctor. Partial facts and stuff. I read a book about it.. once.

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Joined April 2009
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If you're laughing, you're winning.
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Antonio@dreadheadmonk19h
home is where my playlist takes me
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Slappy@SlapmemamOct 24
america has reached levels of freedom previously thought impossible by safety experts
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KoKeni Snap'sSquatch@KoKeniSaskqatchOct 23
Will I pay $10 to be verified on X? Absolutely not. Did I pay $30 for Favstar? You bet your ass I did.
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Penny
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I have replenished my give a fuck bin & now I am thrilled to say that I have bunches of fucks. Tell me your problems & I’ll give a fuck. One problem = one fuck.
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Jon
@AnonymousJon321h
The notification algo could be sparing you from my nonsense. You never know.
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Remember, you have to be rich to be eccentric. If you're poor, you're just weird.
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Back in the day we used to send tweets via smoke signal.
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pamplemousse@CushieButtOct 25
just trying not to fall in a hole, man
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Mr.Carter@dexteristwistedOct 25
Hear me out there should be bloopers at the end of horror movies, so it relaxes you before bedtime
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erica@ericanextdooorOct 24
u gonna read whatever tweet i pull out this head
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Don’t forget to beat around the bush today.
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J.W. Atkin@Atkin_JwOct 24
the hell with being easy to figure out
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Subprimepersonality
@Subprimepersona23h
Crazy and Twitter are synonymous.
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CrankyPappy
@CrankyPappy23h
I expect nothing yet I’m still disappointed.
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Fuck sliding into your DM, I want to slide into your dreams...
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did you know girls can die from lack of attention
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Hannah Dowty
@DowtyHannahOct 25
“No one owes you respect just for existing. You earn it by proving value, showing strength, or delivering results. If you can’t back up your words with action, expect to be ignored or dismissed. Respect is currency, not charity…” - Unknown
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rahm@rahmsalamaOct 25
bro, the right person doesn't give you butterflies, they give you good sleep
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Benny 'The Pole' Rollins@citizenkawalaOct 24
Art should always be made by humans, for money laundering purposes.
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phone home@summers_sonnyOct 25
And you’re telling me this is not mass hypnosis?
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