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Washington, DC
Joined December 2010
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Gavin Newsom vs JD Vance after high school graduation
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An oldie but a goodie. In 1968 a bunch of entitled hippy bastards sent a letter detailing their specious demands to the Warden and Fellows of Wadham College, Oxford. This was their letter of reply, which speaks to how far the academy has since fallen.
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Replying to @alx
Message received
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Live by the sword, die by the sword. Those who pick fights with me should understand that I will find out who is really pulling the strings and come for them, not just their puppets …
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Have to give the EU regulators credit where it’s due for making all Apple products use USB-C
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Steve Hilton said he’d buy me a gallon of gas if I produced a viral ad for his campaign. California dems have voted the same way for years and all our friends are fleeing the state. It’s time to vote different. It's OK to vote different. Just try it!
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Next year, I will give one of my SpaceX shares to every kid in America. This will be the first of many.
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You watch any movie even from 20 to 30 years ago and you quickly begin to realize something has gone terribly wrong. It’s a totally different world.
My 8 yr old son is watching Home Alone 2 and I had to pause it to show him what America looked like when I was his age.
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Trump is setting a trap for Democrats, and they’re walking right into it. The DOJ likely already had all the evidence needed to indict Ilhan Omar (otherwise, a federal judge wouldn’t have authorized a search warrant this close to an election). If I had to guess, the indictments were ready to file weeks ago. The raid today was bait to get Democratic candidates on the record supporting Omar. “I stand with Ilhan,” “Ilhan is the best of America,” etc. When the DOJ unveils the indictments in two weeks, every Democrat publicly supporting her today has egg on their face. The trap is sprung right before Americans head to the voting booth. This isn’t even 3D chess. It’s checkers-level political strategy, and the Democrats are still marching straight into it. They really are completely oblivious.
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Replying to @JeremiahDJohns
one side thinks 7 men gangraped an unconscious woman for 7 hours & that patrick clancy killed his children and the other side reads
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It shocks the conscience that President Trump would actually appear to invite nuclear attacks on Los Angeles and San Diego and yet omit San Francisco from the list.
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Update: Sadly, he didn't make it :( local10.com/news/local/2026/…
I was at the park with my son and a young boy had a very serious accident. He's been taken away by the paramedics. Please please pray for him. 🙏🏾
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I sat my 7-year-old down and explained to him that dying industries (legacy media, academia, DNC politics) ride algorithmically driven cultural hysterias both because it’s the only way they can stay relevant and because their business models demand it. He looked up at me and with a tear in his eyes asked, ‘so, for the sake of the journos, the assistant professors, and Dem Politics Inc, we’re obligated to attest to the moral urgency of the hysteria and act completely emotionally dysregulated?’ ‘Yes,’ I answered him. ‘Yes, that’s right.’ And then we both sat quietly.
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"Some students shouted, 'USA are my pronouns'" The kids are gonna be all right. lol
School officials are in panic mode over kids revolting against “Pride Day” Kids refused to wear colors and some even chanted that their pronouns are USA
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It’s not a coincidence they’re always ugly dysgenic freaks. Communism is a manifestation of unmitigated self-loathing. It is a religion of malcontents that worships ugliness, and rejects the beauty that God bestows upon us.
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Here's your feelgood moment of the month... Aging nepo baby Anderson Cooper quit his job at '60 Minutes' because he didn't want to work for David Ellison and Bari Weiss. David Ellison just bought CNN through the Warner deal and plans to put Bari Weiss in charge of CNN...
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The UK boomer mind is inscrutable From everyday talk & behavior you'd assume they were zogged into oblivion but then once in a while you get a 95mph fastball out of nowhere
This is where the Arabs were ahead of us By castrating all their slaves, they made sure that there were no descendants who could claim reparations
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We used to get hurricanes all the time. Big, powerful storms—beautiful storms, but they were a disaster. And you know why? Because they didn’t respect America, they thought we were weak. So I called NOAA and FEMA and said “we’re changing it to the Gulf of America, because these hurricanes have gotta stop pushing us around, it’s not good.” And the weather people said “sir, you can’t just change the name of an ocean, it won’t stop the hurricanes, they’re too strong!” But we changed the name and we got Tim Apple to change the maps and now we don’t have hurricanes anymore.
🚨 #BREAKING: Since renaming the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America this year, there have been zero hurricanes — the first time in over 100 years.
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lmao some Indian tourists are posting videos from Serbia and Albanians are in the comments pretending to be Serbian and telling them to stay in Serbia, while Serbians are in the comments pretending to be Albanian and inviting them to move to Albania. and these guys have no idea about the Balkan race war they’ve just unleashed and they’re just cluelessly liking all the comments
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There’s a new generation of girls who have never been bullied by Joan Rivers and that’s unfortunate.
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