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✏Job coach for adults w/ disabilities 🎙Host of @Movie_Chumps 📺Fmr. TV news producer 🏀Hoops fanatic 🎧80s/90s R&B+HipHop junkie ✝️ Believer

Irondequoit/Rochester
Joined February 2009
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I love when a dog brings you a toy but has absolutely no intention of letting you touch it. Oh, I misunderstood, this is a viewing only. Beautiful piece. Thank you for showing me.
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"To the wishes that come true, to the strange, mystic strength of the human animal, who can take a wishful dream and give it a dimension of its own." ~ Rod Serling
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CRAZIEST sequence of the NBA season 😭
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The Handshake: Superman & Batman (Naughty Language) AI-Generated Parody | Created by @arielyomer #funny #80s #movie #nostalgia #parody
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The Shaq & Penny era started 33 years ago today! They made the NBA Finals the following year then broke up 2 seasons later
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Nothing's been more true. Ever.
*saves file on computer* OneDrive: got it me: where? OneDrive: what
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If you vote in a gymnasium they should let you hoop while you wait!!!
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Whoa
Today’s first time voter was:  - Born in 2008  - 8 years old when Trump was first elected  - In middle school when Covid hit
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I've just turned off the news and put on a serial killer documentary to relax.
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I can’t believe we’re two months away from 2027 and the easiest way to save something as a PDF is still to lie to your computer and tell it you’re about to print it.
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I can’t believe we’re two months away from 2027 and the easiest way to save something as a PDF is still to lie to your computer and tell it you’re about to print it.
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"In an era of entertainment abundance, I’ve been watching less and less. The streaming environment has become tedious. It feels that there is both everything on and nothing on." ~@radhikajones nytimes.com/2026/10/30/opini…
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Amen.
“When Apple TV, which most Americans don’t have and don’t want, offers people the ability to ‘stream’ a treasured classic, no one watches, because it is not a shared, 30-minute experience. It is no longer special.” The Great Pumpkin at 60: city-journal.org/article/cha…
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plants are like “I’ll have a light lunch.”
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Plot twist: I’m going to start calling and texting the Dr. a week before to remind them of my upcoming appointment.
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! SALT… AND PEPA!
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Whoever invented iced water was a genius. I’d like some water please. Yeah lemme get some future water in there too
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“You already made that joke” Yeah no shit you think Tom Petty played Free Falling just once?
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First base coach talking to a runner: "Ok so stay here until you can go to the next one. If you get to that one try to get to the third one. A colleague of mine is waiting there for you"
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Take note, Adam Bello
Whoever salts the fries at McDonald's should be hired to do the roads this winter.
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