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Swansea
Joined April 2009
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The death of the X Factor has been terminal for provincial town Christmas light switch-ons. Our celebrity this year is Santa. An absolute disgrace. Where are your Steve Brookstein and your Eoghan Quigg? Men that used to have a trade.
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The man that helped us win a major trophy 🦢 🏆
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Getting drenched in beer and then having the goal (incorrectly) ruled out by VAR five minutes later will be the perfect encapsulation of Britain in 2027.
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An American soul song became an unlikely a cappella classic for The Housemartins. Originally recorded by Isley-Jasper-Isley, “Caravan of Love” was completely stripped of instrumentation for the Hull band’s 1986 version, putting their vocal harmonies at the centre. The single went on to become The Housemartins’ only UK No. 1. Performing it on The Tube in 1986, the band showcased a very different side from their usual jangly guitar pop.
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A* as @thetimmorgan would say
Genuinely the greatest ever
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Remember, it's illegal to use your phone while driving. Instead, use the giant iPad built into the car & flip through 50 settings to use navigation or turn on the AirCon.
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What Twitter was born to do. Superb stuff.
So, get on this.. We've had a stray cat in work for just over 12 years. He lives inside the garage and keeps all the rats at bay. He's a viscous little fucker and isn't fussed on being stroked. One of the lads took him to the vet yesterday coz it had been..
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Big fan of Harlan Coban getting Chat GPT to write books and having Netflix pay millions to turn them into series. Absolute pony.
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Wales fans always used to look after their own. With a small talent pool, you have to, so it bothers me how Liam Cullen is treated. Tearing down players used to be what we all mocked England for, but maybe due to social media, relative success of a bit of both, we now do it too
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One of our own. Diolch Culls 🤍🖤
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Doesn't feel very fair that we are paying towards the state pensions of 67-70 year olds that we will never receive whilst also paying student loans that generation never had to pay.
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Rodri plays like a corrupt politician. He does things with the confidence of a man who has the cops on his payroll.
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Accidental Twin Town.
Went into Sainsbury’s, a 500ml bottle of coke is £2. A 1.25l of coke is £1.75… How does this make any sense..?
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This is like when David Brent played guitar to his staff during the training day
Ed Sheeran fez show fechado para os jogadores da Inglaterra na Copa do Mundo.
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If I were Starmer, I’d be slathering myself in factor 50, stopping off for a bag of cans & a pack of fags at the cornershop & going straight to the park after that
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Martin Experience at left back for Haiti - one of them names Bob Mortimer comes up with on Would I Lie To You.
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Overly structured football without any flair and drinks breaks every 22 minutes. The World Cup will no doubt be more of the same. I don't blame them as there's so much money involved nowadays but it's absolutely fucking shit.
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Pretend you're Les Dennis by putting your arm around a stranger at the train station while looking up at the departure board.
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Legendary duo, iconic photo 🩵📸
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Missed the game tonight, but loving the result And, Matos, took over when we were staring down the barrel, now 10th! He’s got a lot to prove next season (subs/ develop consistent style) but c’mon, man’s done a proper job. Anyone knocking him, have a fckn word with yourself 👊
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