Matthew Hulmes retweeted
The death of the X Factor has been terminal for provincial town Christmas light switch-ons.
Our celebrity this year is Santa. An absolute disgrace.
Where are your Steve Brookstein and your Eoghan Quigg? Men that used to have a trade.
Matthew Hulmes retweeted
Getting drenched in beer and then having the goal (incorrectly) ruled out by VAR five minutes later will be the perfect encapsulation of Britain in 2027.
Matthew Hulmes retweeted
An American soul song became an unlikely a cappella classic for The Housemartins. Originally recorded by Isley-Jasper-Isley, “Caravan of Love” was completely stripped of instrumentation for the Hull band’s 1986 version, putting their vocal harmonies at the centre. The single went on to become The Housemartins’ only UK No. 1. Performing it on The Tube in 1986, the band showcased a very different side from their usual jangly guitar pop.
A* as @thetimmorgan would say
Matthew Hulmes retweeted
Remember, it's illegal to use your phone while driving. Instead, use the giant iPad built into the car & flip through 50 settings to use navigation or turn on the AirCon.
Matthew Hulmes retweeted
Big fan of Harlan Coban getting Chat GPT to write books and having Netflix pay millions to turn them into series.
Absolute pony.
Matthew Hulmes retweeted
Wales fans always used to look after their own. With a small talent pool, you have to, so it bothers me how Liam Cullen is treated. Tearing down players used to be what we all mocked England for, but maybe due to social media, relative success of a bit of both, we now do it too
Matthew Hulmes retweeted
Doesn't feel very fair that we are paying towards the state pensions of 67-70 year olds that we will never receive whilst also paying student loans that generation never had to pay.
Matthew Hulmes retweeted
If I were Starmer, I’d be slathering myself in factor 50, stopping off for a bag of cans & a pack of fags at the cornershop & going straight to the park after that
Matthew Hulmes retweeted
Martin Experience at left back for Haiti - one of them names Bob Mortimer comes up with on Would I Lie To You.
Matthew Hulmes retweeted
Overly structured football without any flair and drinks breaks every 22 minutes. The World Cup will no doubt be more of the same.
I don't blame them as there's so much money involved nowadays but it's absolutely fucking shit.


























