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I follow way too many people on this website who have irrational thoughts about one thing in particular that I'm not allowed to tweet about right now so pretend this is a subtweet that you know exactly what its about.
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This is like saying every time you drive your car, you get pulled over by the cops to take a field sobriety test. If you keep acing it, you're still driving like an idiot and making the police think you're drunk.
Trump on his latest trip to Walter Reed: "I do physicals because I think I have an obligation to do it. I took a cognitive test and I got 100% on it. The doctors told me very, very few people can ace it. It's actually a tough test."
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Of all the things that never happened ever in the history of humanity, this ranks up there.
Hegseth: I witnessed lethality. I met a junior airman as the sun was going down and a chill was setting on the tarmac, who, when asked what they needed, she simply looked up at me with a sly smile on her face and said, more bombs, sir, and bigger bombs. We will happily oblige her.
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What a fucking idiot.
Also - Ohio State has played Notre Dame 7 times. 3 times in January and 4 times in September.
Trump: I have much more power in my second term. I said I'm going to sign an executive order to ensure that the second Saturday in December, is preserved exclusively, nobody is playing football. Not Ohio state against Notre Dame. Not LSU against Alabama. Nobody is going to play football for four hours during that very special time of the year in December. It's preserved forever for the army-navy game. If you don't want to watch football, you don't have to. But if you want to watch football, you are only watching one game. You are not watching 19 different games.
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fucking hell - hanging out at the NoMa metro stop and taking up space walking in groups of four in a line on U Street for 3 more years. What an absolute waste of funds.
Scoop: Pentagon planing to keep the National Guard deployed in DC through the rest of Trump's term - into 2029.
abcnews.com/Politics/pentago…
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not breaking news but Ticketmaster is some bullshit.
Current ticket to AEW Double or Nothing? $25 in the upper level but $12.15 in added fees.
Tickets for Warped Tour through Front Gate Tickets? $160 with $30 in fees.
48% versus 19%. Fucking robbery.
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And five of these seven have been on the Bills. Hilarious.
Tons of chatter about Brian Thomas and Marvin Harrison as trade targets. A team willing to trade guys like that after 2 years on a rookie contract screams buyer beware. Here are the WRs traded within the first 3 years of their rookie contracts in the last 20 years:
Brandin Cooks, Sammy Watkins, Percy Harvin, Chase Claypool, Jalen Reagor, Kadarius Toney, Elijah Moore. Only Harvin stuck around with that new team (SEA) and that was a disaster.
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first name checks out
Boomer Esiason weighed in on the debate around U.S. Olympians speaking about politics during the Winter Games in Italy, saying athletes should focus on their sport:
"Just do their sport and play for our country and respect the flag and respect everything that’s going on."
#NFL
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Dudes will have Spotify playlists titled HEAVY PUMP CLUB GYM METAL WORKOUT BANGERZ ONLY and the fourth track is “With Arms Wide Open”
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