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The meme of "the world you grew up in no longer exists" is usually used for childhood nostalgia.
But literally the world of the rules based international order that you grew up in no longer exits. Many are yet to realize this. Much less accept it & catch up to reality.
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Skinny women lack thr requisite padding.
Back when my wife and I had six packs, we'd bruise the hell out of our hips/legs having sex.
Her thighs got thick after she had our kids, feels way better.
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Starting your most incoherent sentence with "put simply" to deflect blame onto the reader
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"Crea una criatura polar bípeda, cubierta de plumas impermeables, capaz de soportar temperaturas extremas, caminar durante kilómetros sobre el hielo y sumergirse en aguas gélidas para perseguir y decorar presas"
ChatGPT // Dios
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Worrying about nukes is totally pointless. You think you’re gonna survive? You think you even want to? If there’s nukes I hope they land right on top of my head bro. I hope I never even realize what’s happened
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GOYCATTLE
Born in Israel, barred from IDF service: 43 young people fight to enlist
'There are enough of us to form an entire company': Children of Filipino migrant workers who grew up in Israel want to enlist in the military, but despite a w...
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If your cocaine dealer shorted you and didn’t supply you with the full amount of product, contact us at 336-373-2222 to file an official complaint.
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>invent freezer
>it freezes things
>give it email for some reason
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BREAKING: Europe is under a massive cyber attack, with supermarket fridges and freezers in Belgium, Sweden, Luxembourg, Ireland, the Netherlands, Finland and Estonia all hacked today by raising temperatures to up to 50°C, destroying huge quantities of food, per Reuters.
"Everything is destroyed," a sales manager in Sweden said, adding that "there has been a cyberattack and all our freezers reached 50 degrees."
More than 40 supermarkets in Belgium and Luxembourg were affected. "I only have two words for them: wake up, please, because there's something going on," a store manager in Belgium said.
This follows a similar cyberattack last month that hit hundreds of supermarkets in France, raising freezers as high as 80°C and causing major food losses.
It also comes after freezers at 6 US military bases mysteriously malfunctioned, spoiling large quantities of food, which the Pentagon is investigating as a suspected cyberattack.
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How is this real.
#Missing: Rayjay Strikeswithagun, 25, #SiksikaNation, #Gleichen.
Rayjay has a medical condition and there is concern for his wellbeing.
