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Ambitious Llama 🦙 retweeted
I've said it before and I'll say it again: every 65 and under able-bodied man in Canada who cheerleads for this war should be conscripted to sub in for a Ukrainian man on the front lines. #cdnpoli #foreignpolicymatters
Ambitious Llama 🦙 retweeted
We know. It's because they want to re-normalize it for Western countries. The Western elites now rueing that they can no longer press gang their citizens into slaughter.
Ambitious Llama 🦙 retweeted
Skinny women lack thr requisite padding.
Back when my wife and I had six packs, we'd bruise the hell out of our hips/legs having sex.
Her thighs got thick after she had our kids, feels way better.
Ambitious Llama 🦙 retweeted
Starting your most incoherent sentence with "put simply" to deflect blame onto the reader
Ambitious Llama 🦙 retweeted
"Crea una criatura polar bípeda, cubierta de plumas impermeables, capaz de soportar temperaturas extremas, caminar durante kilómetros sobre el hielo y sumergirse en aguas gélidas para perseguir y decorar presas"
ChatGPT // Dios
Ambitious Llama 🦙 retweeted
Worrying about nukes is totally pointless. You think you’re gonna survive? You think you even want to? If there’s nukes I hope they land right on top of my head bro. I hope I never even realize what’s happened
