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Wyoming, USA
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The meme of "the world you grew up in no longer exists" is usually used for childhood nostalgia.
But literally the world of the rules based international order that you grew up in no longer exits. Many are yet to realize this. Much less accept it & catch up to reality.
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I've said it before and I'll say it again: every 65 and under able-bodied man in Canada who cheerleads for this war should be conscripted to sub in for a Ukrainian man on the front lines. #cdnpoli #foreignpolicymatters
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We know. It's because they want to re-normalize it for Western countries. The Western elites now rueing that they can no longer press gang their citizens into slaughter.
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Skinny women lack thr requisite padding.
Back when my wife and I had six packs, we'd bruise the hell out of our hips/legs having sex.
Her thighs got thick after she had our kids, feels way better.
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Starting your most incoherent sentence with "put simply" to deflect blame onto the reader
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"Crea una criatura polar bípeda, cubierta de plumas impermeables, capaz de soportar temperaturas extremas, caminar durante kilómetros sobre el hielo y sumergirse en aguas gélidas para perseguir y decorar presas"
ChatGPT // Dios
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Worrying about nukes is totally pointless. You think you’re gonna survive? You think you even want to? If there’s nukes I hope they land right on top of my head bro. I hope I never even realize what’s happened
