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Wife just told me she's dressing up as @hurricanenita for Halloween. I'm dead. 💀

Fueling up to hike 3 small peaks this morning with Mrs. Viking…Sausage, Bacon, Egg, Cheese, and a hash brown on a croissant! This will do.

Jeanne Shaheen's retarded crotchfruit: We shouldn't spend money defending our country. Also you're not allowed to defend your home and family. Aaaaand let the monkey country rapists in.

Wife is making sourdough today…I am fully focused on acquiring thick-cut butcher bacon, and some good cheese for grilled bacon & cheese sammiches for dinner. Question is what kind of cheese? I'm thinking a blend of 2-3 shredded.

I wish I loved anything as much as my wife loves talking to me in her morning voice the moment I've put on hearing protection and started up a power tool while she's standing with her back to me in front of a running sink, next to a ventilation fan on high with music playing.

37° out and the sun won't rise for another two hours. Woodstove is still warm from last night's fire, I've got tea, a big fleece blanket and am very comfortable. Or I could set aside all that and go run for 3-4 miles.

All of you need to be called out on supporting foreign invasions of our country and state. We will be like France before too long if you ever get control God help us. @RepChrisPappas @RepGoodlander @SenatorHassan @SenatorShaheen

We grow 'em big around here.

Imagine being so emotionally fragile that if everybody (including people who simply get paid to entertain) don't immediately embrace your fringe political ideals you go into a blind homicidal rage and spend days perseverating on it. Entertainers should stay out of politics.

For the first time in my life I'm looking at this and thinking it's just too long and could be a few inches shorter.

What fresh Hell is this?

Watched both of these last night, and an argument can definitely be made that remakes can be worthy. I love Bronson and Statham, but the 2011 version was much more fun, and did a better job of building the character of a master assassin. Bronson looked clumsy and careless.

Wife things that confuse me: Wife: Can you help me and do [insert task]? Me: Sure. Me: [goes to perform task] Wife: Well you don't have to do it NOW!

Nothing better to do today than do a 3ish mile run while carrying a pumpkin.

I saw Vikings was trending and thought it was on…Apparently just some kind of sportsball competition. Soon though,

An entire freezer case full of fried, breaded, bad-for-you, frozen chicken…not a single pack of healthier grilled fillets, tenders, or strips. I ask the guys in the Meat Dept. whenever I see them, and they have no idea. @MarketBasket (Bedford) other stores have it. What gives?