@NotReida

not a backup account. I do healthcare stuff. Views mine and are not the views of my employer or Taylor Swift. parody. i’m so tired.

 Yeehaw Hell, OR
Joined March 2018
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if u look like this dm me
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“I don’t get it. That doesn’t have anything to do with Taylor Swift.” - my idiot husband, 2026
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hot take but I think it’s actually super important for kids to learn early on that sometimes medical care is uncomfortable and that they need to cope with that because they have to do it anyway.
Nathan Baschez
@nbaschezOct 27
PSA these things are amazing My kids have not cried since we started using them
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something something we’re removing load bearing friction or whatever but it’s child development
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Thorne 🌸
@ExistentialEnsoOct 26
They asked the cancer cells for a “quick chat” on Microsoft Teams
Kalshi
@KalshiOct 25
JUST IN: Japanese scientists force cancer cells to kill themselves in new experiments
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cat ⋆˙🛸⟡ ♡
@DBATCatsOct 26
imagine if you all cared as much about the midterm elections as you do about the seattle seahawks social media accounts
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ant salami 🪐🛰️🌱 she/star@solanumlucaniOct 26
everyone in mckinney is dead
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matt bernstein@mattxivOct 26
united states… just remember we can do this too…. VOTE BY NEXT TUESDAY 11/3
matt bernstein@mattxivOct 26
watching brazil defeat fascism while trump gives a speech about nicki minaj’s ass
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Alex D. Bibbey, MD@thats_boneOct 25
This happened because a radiologist is working their ass off to get cancer scans read at 11 pm on a Friday before the weekend and it is Federal law that results are immediately available to the patient in the electronic record
Kevin Wimer
@kevinaceOct 24
Healthcare is the only industry that drops your cancer scan results into an app at 11 PM on a Friday, then closes for the weekend. No call. No context. Just a PDF full of words like "suspicious" and "cannot be excluded" and a little banner that says "Sleep well!" Meanwhile billing found me in 4 hours 😐
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mariah@yourethecurrentOct 24
this is one of her best vocal performances of all time…. yes i may be biased because i was there
zaynah@peaceofseven16 Aug 2023
her vocals during ttwas… 😩
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contractor that is going to fix some siding on our house is running late, which means my husband had to go back to work and now *I’m* going to have to talk to them myself fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
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shocking update: the contractor didn’t show up lmao They’re the second contractor to do this lol. The first one actually showed up, did half the work, and then ghosted completely so this is the second company we’ve tried to work with. like come onnnnnn yall.
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ethan@hallowetheOct 21
My husband doesn’t want to go see a 3 hr Elizabeth Holmes doc in theaters with me
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she has never disavowed the muslim brotherhood
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🍃@cardamomkissOct 18
Check out the For You page. There's guy getting killed on roller coaster, guy getting killed in tiger enclosure, children getting killed at school, guy getting killed at football game,
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⭑.ᐟ@femmesukunaOct 18
inshallah
Hillel Neuer
@HillelNeuerOct 17
Paris today. Your city tomorrow?
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Haven’t seen a pop girl slay the VS fashion show this hard since Taylor Swift circa 2013 & 2014 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨
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Jeremy Kaplowitz@jeremysmilesOct 19
fuck i just realized my wife has never disavowed the muslim brotherhood
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the “vote by mail is full of fraud!!!” folks are so funny cause like I updated my voter registration a bit late since we’d moved and even though my old one had been sent out, they sent me a new one and *preemptively* invalidated my old ballot when the new one got sent out.
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Yes, I got two ballots, but even if I filled them both out & sent them back in (I did not) only one would count! There are barcodes on the envelopes that we use to send our ballots back in & they will flag the ballot if there are any issues. (AND the signatures must be verified)
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not a huge fan of one of these but oh well fuck republicans lol make sure yall #vote!
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