@NotReida

not a backup account. I do healthcare stuff. Views mine and are not the views of my employer or Taylor Swift. parody. i’m so tired.

 Yeehaw Hell, OR
Joined March 2018
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Replying to @Jainadave_
whelp that’s what I’m gonna do anyways cause I have a desk job and I ain’t got time for 2 hours at the gym lol
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Replying to @dannarebb
Ahhh I think I’ve said this before but your ring is so pretty!!! Not the best picture but mine are all lab and I love them. Hubby picked the engagement ring and I picked the band to go with it. (censored my nails - mama needs a mani lmao)
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“I don’t get it. That doesn’t have anything to do with Taylor Swift.” - my idiot husband, 2026
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something something we’re removing load bearing friction or whatever but it’s child development
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hot take but I think it’s actually super important for kids to learn early on that sometimes medical care is uncomfortable and that they need to cope with that because they have to do it anyway.
Nathan Baschez
@nbaschezOct 27
PSA these things are amazing My kids have not cried since we started using them
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Replying to @ExistentialEnso
I physically handed my phone to my husband to show him this tweet fyi
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Thorne 🌸
@ExistentialEnsoOct 26
They asked the cancer cells for a “quick chat” on Microsoft Teams
Kalshi
@KalshiOct 25
JUST IN: Japanese scientists force cancer cells to kill themselves in new experiments
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@DBATCatsOct 26
imagine if you all cared as much about the midterm elections as you do about the seattle seahawks social media accounts
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ant salami 🪐🛰️🌱 she/star@solanumlucaniOct 26
everyone in mckinney is dead
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Replying to @HandyGingerGal
girl you didn’t wash shit????? what the fuck is this 🤮
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Replying to @JohnWakefieId
My dad is currently having oral surgery and I’m his ride home. In the waiting room now. I can’t wait to tell him about this while he’s still all jacked up from anesthesia.
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matt bernstein@mattxivOct 26
united states… just remember we can do this too…. VOTE BY NEXT TUESDAY 11/3
matt bernstein@mattxivOct 26
watching brazil defeat fascism while trump gives a speech about nicki minaj’s ass
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Alex D. Bibbey, MD@thats_boneOct 25
This happened because a radiologist is working their ass off to get cancer scans read at 11 pm on a Friday before the weekend and it is Federal law that results are immediately available to the patient in the electronic record
Kevin Wimer
@kevinaceOct 24
Healthcare is the only industry that drops your cancer scan results into an app at 11 PM on a Friday, then closes for the weekend. No call. No context. Just a PDF full of words like "suspicious" and "cannot be excluded" and a little banner that says "Sleep well!" Meanwhile billing found me in 4 hours 😐
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Replying to @_Dark_07_ @Arthromod @pawpdog
so embarrassing for such a big ass company. or at least it SHOULD be embarassing.
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Replying to @DavidBartram_
4!! But they’re all amazing.
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mariah@yourethecurrentOct 24
this is one of her best vocal performances of all time…. yes i may be biased because i was there
zaynah@peaceofseven16 Aug 2023
her vocals during ttwas… 😩
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shocking update: the contractor didn’t show up lmao They’re the second contractor to do this lol. The first one actually showed up, did half the work, and then ghosted completely so this is the second company we’ve tried to work with. like come onnnnnn yall.
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contractor that is going to fix some siding on our house is running late, which means my husband had to go back to work and now *I’m* going to have to talk to them myself fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
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Replying to @OlManMakowski @Ezquire
Thank you for this response but I don’t like it because my recently unearthed collection is huge and this sounds awful lol
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Replying to @Ezquire
rescued my collection from my dad’s basement closet where they’ve been sitting for about as long and I appreciate you asking this question that I’d been procrastinating on asking myself lmao
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