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NotSoMadHatter

@NotZaphod

Like to think I'm open-minded, but that's open to debate. https://teapaw.org/t.co/WfsbtqEZXZ

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Joined March 2016
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Once again, for the Neanderthals, in the back row: Her posting her body, on here? That's for her. Not you. Her DMing her body to you? THAT'S for you. Now, here's Wonderwall…
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NotSoMadHatter@NotZaphod10 May 2022
Your #tittytuesday PSA:
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Fucking Tuesday. I knew it. *Grumble*
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Monday? AGAIN?! Didn't I just do this, last week?! WTF is next, Tuesday?!
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NotSoMadHatter@NotZaphod11 Mar 2023
Before you ask me for a pic, just know that I'm built like this.
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NotSoMadHatter@NotZaphod6 Mar 2021
Be the reason they reach into their pants, before they open your message.
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@ZeducationYTNov 8
Real question: how long before the wife makes him throw it out?
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don’t look at me in that tone of voice
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littlebitoffun@littlebitoffunnNov 3
Sometimes life is lifing too hard . Where is the pause button?
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Bad Mikey@BadMikeyBadNov 6
I have enough self awareness to recognize irony of me calling anyone else weird
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if they only hated rapists as much as they hate women
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Tally McLongpants@tall_guy_stuffNov 8
I call this past week on Twitter: votes and hoes
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no. please don't touch me. -grass probably
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Lori@Cornjerker78Oct 14
“This isn’t about you” Me: well we’ll see about that
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Lori@Cornjerker78Oct 31
First date October 31 Me: smell my feet and give me something good to eat Waiter: ma’am? Him: and keep my drinks coming
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Functionally Feral@FeralFerrellNov 6
i suck at sexting cause i’ll be like “ditto”
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ugh@ughfinewhateverNov 7
hey so nobody panic but apparently the stuff you post on here is public
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Russell@ATLCWorkerNov 6
Hopefully this is happening in 2026
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TNTantrum@TNTantrumNov 1
Oh, my lawed, it's November. What do you mean there's only two months left in this year?!
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you already know@DrinkingDad_2Nov 6
I lost my virginity in a champagne super Nova. Or maybe it was a Chevelle.
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