6’8” and filled with hate. Neurospicy.
Joined October 2022
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Remember when standardized tests were all like: “One train is traveling at 60mph, the other is traveling at 50mph. At what point did you realize you were a disappointment to your parents?”
Tally McLongpants retweeted
I am once again wishing a happy Circulatory System Walking Through the Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
I always knew SAE as “Sexual Assault Expected”. This doesn’t surprise me though.
Ohio State University has suspended the Sigma Alpha Epsilon fraternity while an investigation is underway into a video showing two men catching fire during an incident at the fraternity.
OSU spokesperson? : "“The university is aware of this extremely concerning incident.."
Steve Mitchell, CEO of Sigma Alpha Epsilon, said in a statement to Penn LIVE:
"We take this matter seriously and are actively investigating the circumstances surrounding the incident while working closely with university officials and local law enforcement,” he said in a statement."
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Just because I won the Kane County Regional Fingerbanging championship back in 2014 doesn’t mean all you jezebels get a piece of this action.
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People putting up Christmas decorations already are psychopaths that shouldn’t be trusted.
I will die on this hill.
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I just got a DM because someone is mad they got unfollowed by someone else due to a comment I made.
I do not give a fuck. I am who I am. I will not apologize for it. If you’re obsessed with follows and attention, your life is empty.
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Tally McLongpants retweeted
See that little box with the two arrows,
yep that's the one,
now touch it
You officially now know how to retweet
Try it sometime
I wish this place would stop recommending people in my DMs to chat with. Literally none of those people want a DM from me, dummy.
Tally McLongpants retweeted
Monday afternoon shenanigans. Dude in the red pickup is lucky I came to his rescue.
I’m so good at getting consent I ask “are you sure this is OK?” with every thrust. Can never be too sure.
Alright lads, gather round. Judging by some recent headlines and a worrying number of things I’ve seen in comments sections, we need a quick refresher on a concept most people should have mastered by now: What is consent?
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