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6’8” and filled with hate. Neurospicy.

Joined October 2022
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I am once again wishing a happy Circulatory System Walking Through the Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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There's no dress code on Twitter. Literally.
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Whatever is happening in my attic is none of my business
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– at Citrus Heights, CA
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Sorry I wasn't paying attention but the conversation was super boring.
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See that little box with the two arrows, yep that's the one, now touch it You officially now know how to retweet Try it sometime
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Monday afternoon shenanigans. Dude in the red pickup is lucky I came to his rescue.
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Wanna go clubbing. Like the cavemen used to?
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It's only Twitter. What can go wrong?
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Alright lads, gather round. Judging by some recent headlines and a worrying number of things I’ve seen in comments sections, we need a quick refresher on a concept most people should have mastered by now: What is consent?
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Choking is scary when it’s not sexual🫣
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my dick is the shape and texture of a salmon patty
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Step mom: Your uncle died. Facebook: would you like to send this emoji that looks like a ghost in response?
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First I lure you in with my pretty eyes. Then I make you regret that decision for the rest of your life.
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We just don't subtweet like we used to.
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This looks like a mistake. Think I'll do it anyway.
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If I get any lower you should probably just bury me
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I'm a fairly chill person but if you touch my coffee one more fucking time!
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You look stuck. No shit. Now stop laughing and pull me out of this doggy door already.
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