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I am once again wishing a happy Circulatory System Walking Through the Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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See that little box with the two arrows,
yep that's the one,
now touch it
You officially now know how to retweet
Try it sometime
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Monday afternoon shenanigans. Dude in the red pickup is lucky I came to his rescue.
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Alright lads, gather round. Judging by some recent headlines and a worrying number of things I’ve seen in comments sections, we need a quick refresher on a concept most people should have mastered by now: What is consent?
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Step mom: Your uncle died.
Facebook: would you like to send this emoji that looks like a ghost in response?
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First I lure you in with my pretty eyes. Then I make you regret that decision for the rest of your life.
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I'm a fairly chill person but if you touch my coffee one more fucking time!














