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@UghShh

The Champion of Ass & Balls.

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Joined February 2015
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K@UghShh6 Apr 2024
So cool when someone is very clear about being into you and just has absolutely no chill about it
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Whatever is happening in my attic is none of my business
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I am personally offended by people who go to sleep before me
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I can tell people are assholes by the way they react when I spit on them
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bury me between your emotional follicles
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Getting the two for one special called chaos and mayhem
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If you put a crystal in your bra on your solar plexus it heats up because you are HOT.
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Be advised it's nefarious out
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Hypothetically speaking if I think about you hard enough while you sleep I should probably be able to seep right through the cracks into your subconscious
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First date idea : a swanky restaurant with a piano, I gaze lovingly into your eyes for an hour while I listen to your stories, I get up and go sit at the piano, the entire restaurant goes silent and has our full attention, I do not know how to play piano
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Going out, babe? You got your work pajamas on
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How dare my kids be funny when I'm supposed to be mad about something
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Oh yeah? Well I have 81hd.
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It's not a date if we're just hanging out and making each other smile and laugh.
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Me: "Did you just fart..?" 11: "I hope not.." WTF, Kid. 🤣
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Have you tried fucking to forget..? ~Me as therapist.
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Sundays are for soul therapy.
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imma toss my daemon a Snausage to distract It from your shadow can't tell if It loves it or hates it and either is Problematic, tbf
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if history teaches us anything, it's that great power comes with greater variety of cakes & desserts.
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