@iamvkhil2

notorious supervillain. lawlessly, 34.

 Surely Not Pacific Northwest
Joined August 2020
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Fuck nudes, send a picture of your pills for me to see what kind of psycho I'm dealing with
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watch me, watching you, & you're not even here.
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erika@yeeeerika18h
[flirting] can i come over so you can beat this level of mario for me
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Sabrina
@neu_rot_ic18h
*repressing every single want and need i've ever had* yeah im kinda free spirit 😇
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Trick or Sweet Momissa 🎃👻@sweetmomissa17h
In a perfect world I would be drinking mimosas and not cleaning my house and doing laundry today, but here we are.
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Ⓜ️isterD@MisterD78UK19h
5 minutes are way different lengths of time while waiting for the pizza delivery compared to hitting a 5 minute snooze on your alarm
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✨Court ✨
@CourtSunnyYay22h
If you're not gonna please me don't tease me.
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ashley noelle
@ash_isawitch20h
Until further notice I will be making things uncomfortable.
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Slappy@Slapmemam20h
theres definitely a correct amount of blood and i have all of it
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moderately amusing gay wolf
@ModeratelyMused19h
violently shaking my best friend awake, oh are you awake already?!
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Julz
@T0xic__AF21h
can i come over and ask your dog which one of us is the problem
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kinda intoxicating, your mischiefs, im high.
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✨Court ✨
@CourtSunnyYay22h
I'm more heart than heathen but I do appreciate some debauchery.
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Slappy@SlapmemamOct 24
everyone is worried about AI becoming human. have you met humans
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ꨄ︎
@providentialy21h
I don't care about your status, charm, or what you bring to the table. If you mistreat people, I'm out.
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✨Court ✨
@CourtSunnyYay23h
Subtweet me harder. You're giving me the tingles.
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Slappy@Slapmemam23h
consequences dropping soon
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erika@yeeeerika23h
i'm gonna "hey, i got us bagels" my way into your heart
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David 🎃@DBStoner17 Feb 2018
Your emotions do not make my decisions for me, sorry.
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Sabrina
@neu_rot_icOct 25
making bad posts intentionally to test the mutuals' loyalty to me
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Jason Goes to Hell@benedictsredOct 25
“i'm a top" "i'm a bottom” Yeah, that’s how a horse costume works pal
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