Just my back up trying something new

Joined February 2022
My kid asked me what my childhood was like so I took the batteries out of the remote and had him change channels by hand the rest of the night.
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loving you feels like breathing
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the concept of having to study (which i hate) to get a job (which i hate even more) to live (which i hate the most)
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they let you move in with a mutual if your vibes match
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I was relatively fucking productive this weekend and and wrapped it up playing a pretty fucking good hockey game
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When you go from hour long conversations to no conversations for days & months..... that 💔
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Missed the 2 AM existential crisis train, so here I am catching the 3 AM local.
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Everything you see is a perspective and not the absolute truth.
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One of the metal detectors at the metro had a sign that read 'Men without baggage'. Tough to find one in today's times.
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Neighbor: my dog woke me up at 2am to go outside and then she didn’t even pee Me: I guess we know who wears the hairy legs in your family
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On my deathbed: and you can have my Charmin Forever Roll
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People who don't understand angel numbers are so annoying. I'm sorry if you can't be inspired and guided by a car's license plate. I can.
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If it's not one of the planets in retrograde, it's the full moon. You can blame anything for your craziness.
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Keep your crazy over there. K. Thx.
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Being this strange one that keeps to himself can make me smile
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All of this health improvement advise on the internet is just so helpful
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Adults who say “whoopsies” please stop.
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Every moment I choose you as you're my everything.
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hurting people back will not heal your pain
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If a woman ever says * I just find it funny that* There's is a 99% chance she didn't find it funny
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eye contact is loud even when the communication is nonexistent
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