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Digital video parbuckler. Troubadour of manual transmission. Canine engineer. Trusty ranch hand. Interstate man of mystery. After-hours roustabout. US taxpayer.

St. Croix County, Wisconsin
Joined January 2009
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"It is hard to imagine a more stupid or more dangerous way of making decisions than by putting those decisions in the hands of people who pay no price for being wrong." Thomas Sowell
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When the world-champion Brewers visit Lambeau:
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Lance Stroll dressed up as an F1 driver for Halloween 🔥
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The original Lite Beer softball game. And the best gag is saved for the finish. With the game tied, Uecker steps up and offers to pinch-hit, only to be instantly and thoroughly blown off by everyone else.
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The Fox pregame crew has unanimously picked the Rays to win the World Series parade in Milwaukee.
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Daniel Vogelbach is getting a ton of credit for his role as a hitting coach for the World Champion Brewers, however he still has one of the more iconic player moments in uniform as well Volume up if you want FULL BODY CHILLS
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"These should not be revolutionary statements. Increasingly they seem to be treated as acts of political treason. The party that taught me tolerance now sometimes seems to regard tolerance as something you extend only to people who already agree with you." sensurround.substack.com/p/i…
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In the last 4 years, the Milwaukee Brewers spent $527 million combined in payroll and went to the playoffs every year (and even won the World Series!) In the last 4 years, the Colorado Rockies spent $571 million combined in payroll and lost 100+ games every year.
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This man helped the #Brewers win a #WorldSeries by being a great hitting coach Daniel Vogelbach everyone
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John Smoltz
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I may have gotten confused by all the yard signs. I think I just voted for a realtor...
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Hunter Biden cheated on his wife with countless prostitutes. Then he cheated on his wife with his dead brother's widow. Then he cheated on his dead brother's widow with her sister. Then he impregnated a stripper and denied the child was his during his next engagement. Now he’s bragging about his “traditional” values. That’s something only a Biden could do.
So not only did a Russian Oligarch connected to Putin pay for Don Jr.s wedding party- they went on a Mongolian honeymoon hunting trip together too. I chose a more traditional family values honeymoon in Hawaii with my wife. (08/26/19)
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We used to be a proper country.
In 1976, the U.S. government funded one of the most psychedelic short films ever made. It was filled with odd images and occult symbols. 🎬 from 200 (1976) by Vince Collins.
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Philadelphia is preparing to become the first city in the nation to offer this mortgage model, with lower interest rates, no private mortgage insurance, and credit scores as low as 620.
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A BILLION dollars+ over budget, years behind schedule, contractor suing Karen Bass for delays, and now the LAX people mover, which has yet to move any people, is now arcing and catching on fire. Forget the 3rd World...Karen Bass has turned LA into a 4th World country.
Wow... LAX People Mover flashover was caught on video
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These dipshits STILL can't get a map right. What a clownshow.
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The prophecy has been fulfilled
Austin, TX (OCT.25.2026)- We knew the day would come. Zoox vs Waymo vs Cybercab #SunsetProject
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