@Octocusss

Queen of Tentacles Dolly Parton and Ann Richards are my heros I'd rather be fishing INTP-A https://xitter.cf/t.co/bmznnkYt1X

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(Un)/fortunately, God plays the long game
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Harnessing the powers of the Taurean Full Moon* 鉁煂曗湪 *making my cute little moon water and focusing my energy on these qualities over the next month
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Octocuss retweeted
jilli@yyallian12h
halloween is in FIVE DAYS, did u know that????? FIVE !!!
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dante
@stellarflows15h
no i didnt subtweet u ur post just reminded me how much i hate the thing u spoke favorably of
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Made a tasty little potion, saying a little prayer
Octocuss@Octocusss19h
Sick breath Oh no, no no no, oh shit, oh fuck
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Sick breath Oh no, no no no, oh shit, oh fuck
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I'm not trying to impress you, I'm trying to impress God But I'm only a jester in His court and the best I can hope for is amusement
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Being classy imo is not about absence of boldness but presence of integrity
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Had a dream I was turned into Trump and had to convincingly be him, it was much harder than I expected
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If I see you and I don't speak? That means I probably didn't recognize you outside your normal context bc I have slight face blindness
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My uncle was a hacker for the Air Force and then the NSA in the 90s and 00's, then ICANN sec, and he made it very clear to me that the thing protecting most people and systems wasn't good security but simply that most hacking wasn't worth the effort Now it's essentially 0 effort
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Wubb@engxtromeOct 23
center me like one of your div elements
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Good news is you have full write access to your inner parent, they're just kind of a bitch to reprogram
Octocuss@OctocusssOct 23
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Your internal parent says to you "That's Not Allowed" But theirs doesn't, so they're free to do the thing you never were Also a good thing to remember when people dislike you. You may be breaking their inner parent's rules, but that's not really your business to tend to.
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If your parents didn't allow you to be loud and boisterous, people who are may trigger you Same with self direction, creativity, vulnerability, expressiveness, audacity, gentleness, open curiosity, making mistakes, sadness, anger, etc. etc.
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Your internal parent says to you "That's Not Allowed" But theirs doesn't, so they're free to do the thing you never were Also a good thing to remember when people dislike you. You may be breaking their inner parent's rules, but that's not really your business to tend to.
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No time for overthinking, too busy overdoing
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do any of my mutuals in NYC have any leads on housing/sublet for the winter?? pls link me or connect me!
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Your path won't walk itself
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Some men can't handle tall wives. You can tell skooks is a great guy but he's not ready. He should've said willowy, statuesque. Perhaps regal. Lithe.
skooks
@skooookumOct 22
The concept of the tall wife, a sort of gangly looming figure
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I felt a little silly telling folks I was moving back to Austin to be nearer my daughter bc I suspected things would *get weird* around and after the elections, whatever that could mean Feeling 馃馃徏vindicated by the fact that we're suddenly discussing the whole internet going down
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I'm also going bc I have a great church community and lots of friends there. My business has just started really taking off here and it'll be pretty inconvenient to start over, but it's where all my people are and I don't want to be alone if shit gets weird
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