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Joined April 2015
Just so you know, none of this is off the cuff. There were discussions about what clothes to wear. There were discussions about what drinks and snacks should be on the table, and the order/manner in which they should be eaten. There were definitely discussions about what TV to watch. This is the cringiest PR exercise ever, and it took prep time to get that embarrassing.
🚨 WATCH: Andy Burnham watches The Celebrity Traitors on Gogglebox
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Aaaaaand here come the bots in the replies.... just fuck off you soulless cretins
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OffGuardian retweeted
Just so you know, none of this is off the cuff. There were discussions about what clothes to wear. There were discussions about what drinks and snacks should be on the table, and the order/manner in which they should be eaten. There were definitely discussions about what TV to watch. This is the cringiest PR exercise ever, and it took prep time to get that embarrassing.
🚨 WATCH: Andy Burnham watches The Celebrity Traitors on Gogglebox
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So why is that peat domes across 2m hectares of Borneo’s rainforests ablaze, at immense cost to people and animals, many endangered or vulnerable, and media aren’t carrying a word on it? I know the absurdity of net zero has created insane incentives to replace virgin rainforest with oil palms, but wouldn’t you think this would raise some alarm, even among that twisted species of people who think that doing some of this is good for the planet?
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Should I panic buy lots of items so that Supermarket profits get a boost, which when combined with Black Friday and Christmas spending artificially inflates GDP in early 2027 thereby enabling the government and BBC News to announce "Good News on Growth" just as Fuel Bills go up?
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…and? They’re data centres, not nuclear waste facilities.
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…and? They’re data centres, not nuclear waste facilities.
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Uber CEO: How can we increase our revenues? McKinsey consultant: Imagine Uber but no car
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The word is not "seize", the word is "steal".
🚨 BREAKING: John Healey will announce at the Budget that HMRC will be given powers to seize money directly from the bank accounts of people who fail to pay their tax
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“Let nothing divide us, or I’ll tear gas you, arrest you, and call you a Russian spy.”
Ne laissons rien nous diviser.
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This is insane. This High Protein Beef mince in Lidl is only 60% beef. There’s nothing on the front label. It’s only when you turn over the ingredients you see it’s 20% pea protein and the other 20% is water and seasoning .. you are buying 40% less meat than you think.!
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This is just more WW2 LARPing, they want people to feel besieged by the world and protected by daddy government and all working together while humming Vera Lynne songs.
“Be ready by having some everyday essentials… three litres of water per person per day, tinned goods... to last a few days” Speaking to @vicderbyshire, Defence Secretary Wes Streeting details advice to households to be prepared for a “dangerous and turbulent world”. #Newsnight
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“Let nothing divide us, or I’ll tear gas you, arrest you, and call you a Russian spy.”
Ne laissons rien nous diviser.
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