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@OpenMicComic I'm dressing as an unpopular politician for Halloween
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@OpenMicComic AI generated suggested responses never suggest what I really want to say
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@OpenMicComic looking after kids is like looking after a drunk friend [insert 3 reasons here]
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@OpenMicComic i was the first to say #MaxwellDidntKillHerself
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Wait, 900 tweets comparing D'Elia to Seinfeld and NOBODY did, "What's the D'Elia.........with underage girls?" Shame on all of you.
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@OpenMicComic UCB is done and I never approved of how they did things.
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@OpenMicComic Only liking the tweets of comedians who will maybe get me on bigger shows and ignoring everyone else is a sure fire way to success and doesn't at all make me look like a prick.
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A comedian you've never heard of or met has invited you to like their comedy page. [Accept] - [Decline] @OpenMicComic
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@OpenMicComic my social media bio: comedian, podcaster & writer'
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wishing everyone a happy & healthy #ImpeachmentDay I hope all of your takes today make as big a diffference as they have since politics started, in 2015
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@OpenMicComic Comedy Civil War and the real Civil War: here are similarities and what my role would be as well
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Hey guys, 2019 has been a big year for clowns - IT Two, Joker, ....and Trump 馃 @OpenMicComic
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@OpenMicComic (after joke bombs) "No? Well, strap yourselves in - there's more that came from ha-har!"
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"Hey, guys, if you don't love me at my act-outs, guys, then, guys, you don't deserve me at my pull-back-reveals, guys" @OpenMicComic