@PFlat2

THE IMMACULATE DEGENERATE McCarthy was right. Gig Em

 Waco, TX
Joined April 2009
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I've decided to exclusively drink these on Saturdays til Aug 2027
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Nebraska Election Data
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BLOO WAVE!! 🌊 😂 🤡
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The Dank Knight 🦇
@capeandcowell17m
Actually Brazil has zero aircraft carriers. Why lie about something so stupid. And “advanced radar” is laughable. It would be rendered useless before you know what happened. Pakistan has more fighter jets than Brazil. Brazil wouldn’t last 24 hours against America’s military.
Ethan Levins ✝️
@EthanLevins211h
Brazil has aircraft carriers, advanced radar, and 4.5 generation aircraft. If Delta Force DARED to step into the jungle, they’d be torn to shreds.
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Mostly Peaceful Memes
@MostlyPeaceful20h
When the unmarried weirdo with no kids backed by an Epstein billionaire says he loves kids
Remarks
@remarksOct 24
🇺🇸 Texas Democrat Senate candidate James Talarico says he "loves" transgender kids.
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AggieJay@AggieJay10h
One ironic outcome of this disaster is that the guy last year that talked about BAS and that he didn’t understand it and wasn’t apart of any of that now has written his own special chapter of it.
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Rothmus 🏴
@Rothmus11h
“We decided to extend voting nationwide by 2 hours”
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theghostoflittleedie@GhostofEdie13h
One of the saddest things in the world is having to finally having to pick up the leash and harness sitting by the door for a dog that suddenly isn’t there anymore. I get it’s not a child and there are absolutely worse things but it’s still uniquely miserable.
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Olin Buchanan@olinbuchanan23h
Woke up this morning still stunned A&M badly screwed up in 4th and one on its own 45 with the lead. Either go for it or punt ... reminds me of a phrase my dad used to say. ... something about doing something or getting off something.
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Old Army Fight
@OldArmyFight20h
I mean to be honest us screwing up a 4th and short offensively at this point is reaching “3rd and Chavis” levels of predictability. It’s kind of stunning how consistently ill prepared we are for these high leverage situations and it’s cost us dearly.
Olin Buchanan@olinbuchanan23h
Woke up this morning still stunned A&M badly screwed up in 4th and one on its own 45 with the lead. Either go for it or punt ... reminds me of a phrase my dad used to say. ... something about doing something or getting off something.
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Guys I was thinking: maybe what we really need is a GOOD WEEK OF PRACTICE 😑
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Growing Up Retro
@GrowingUpRetroOct 24
Somewhere in an old photo album is a picture of your family together, in a house you no longer live in, with people you'd give anything to sit around that dinner table with again.
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We're in perfect position for the old Ags LITERAL WET DREAM: "What if tu came to Kyle Field needing a win to make the playoffs and 4-7 A&M KNOCKED THEM OFF!!!! WHOOOOOPPPPP WOULDN'T THAT BE GLORIOUS!!!??" 🤦🏼
kelso02
@kelso200218h
Man it's hard being right. These same people were burying them all last week. Sark on hit seat, Arch benched... etc etc. Now, CFP back on. New Arch. Sark was brilliant last night. As predictable as it gets.
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Nebraska Election Data
@NE2EarlyVote12h
Texas rural turnout is a midterm literal wet dream and you're blackpilling?
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Aggie Sports 365
@365Aggie17h
Lots of rumors about Lincoln Riley right now and all I have to say is that if he’s on the coaching market, you have to give him a blank check to come be the OC
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Ryan Brauninger@R_Brauninger16h
⚾️ News & Notes: Terrence Kiel II continues to shine as Aggie baseball finishes up fall practice this week. 🔗 texags.com/forums/25/topics/…
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ash@aggieashley92Oct 25
UNACCEPTABLE
Luke Evangelist
@lukeevangelist_Oct 24
KJ Edwards led Texas A&M in rushing with 8 carries for 43 yards. He had 3 carries in the final 3 quarters of the game. He was averaging 7.4 YPC in the 1st quarter and got 3 touches after that…
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We are absolutely sitting pat. It's probably the best decision, but frustrating. We ain't doing anything. We are definitely not dumping Elko. We may not even dump Wiggins OR REED! We're doubling down next season
Gatsby@BruceKing53505513h
Replying to @PFlat2
Aggies won’t pay Jimbo Fisher and Elko and then hire someone else… will they?
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Luke Evangelist
@lukeevangelist_Oct 24
This is Texas A&M’s first touchdown against a ranked team since the 4th quarter against Texas last year (13 quarters ago). This is also Marcel Reed’s first touchdown against a ranked team since the 3rd quarter against Missouri last year (18 quarters ago).
Texas A&M Football
@AggieFootballOct 24
Super Mario
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Texas Aggie 101 👍@csfactcheckerOct 25
We will lose to sips for third year in a row because our players don’t careeeee
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Paul
@WomanDefinerOct 25
When Talarico loses and he is going to lose I want everyone to know that he was never in the lead and both dem and RNC polling purposely lied the entire year hoping voters would follow their polling.
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Kay Naegeli
@KayNaegeli16h
Decisions like the one Jamie Morrison made today are why he is a top-five coach in the sport. Morrison made a change at signal-caller in a game with significant impact. Kirra Musgrove has struggled a bit as of late. With deep belief in his bench, Margot Manning got the start and quarterbacked the Aggie offense to a top-five road sweep 👍
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