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Before I was pensions dave I was in a band. Best days ever (sorry pensions world). Here’s our band camp page if you would ever like to have a nose (ear... you know what I mean). bookharrison.bandcamp.com
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This is somewhere between deeply irresponsible and a lie.
HMRC will be able to "seize money" from people who owe tax, aren't disputing it, but just fail to pay. That's people who cause the rest of us to pay more tax.
In 1941, a Spaniard walked into the British embassy in Madrid and offered to spy on the Nazis.
The British turned him down.
So he went to the Germans instead, pretended to be a loyal fascist, and got hired as a German spy. His plan was to lie to them for the rest of the war.
It worked better than anyone could have imagined.
His name was Juan Pujol García. Before the war he had tried his hand at running a chicken farm and a movie theater. He had no spy training. What he had was a deep hatred of both fascism and communism after the Spanish Civil War, and an incredible imagination.
The Germans gave him a codename, invisible ink, money, and orders to go to Britain and recruit spies.
He didn't go to Britain.
He went to Lisbon, Portugal, and made everything up.
Using a tourist guidebook, maps, magazines, newsreels, and a British railway timetable from the library, he wrote long, detailed reports about life in England. Military movements. Morale. Ports.
He'd never been there. He made mistakes. He didn't understand British money. He once reported that dockworkers in Glasgow would do anything for a liter of wine.
The Germans loved him anyway.
Then British codebreakers reading German messages noticed something strange. The Germans were hunting for a convoy that didn't exist, based on a report from some agent in Britain they'd never heard of.
The British went looking for this mystery spy. They found Pujol. In 1942 they finally took him on and brought him to London.
Now he had real help. MI5 gave him the codename Garbo, after the actress, because they thought he was the greatest actor in the world.
Together with his British handler, Pujol built a fake spy network for the Germans. It eventually had 27 imaginary agents. Each had a name, a personality, a job, and a backstory. A Welsh nationalist. A Venezuelan student. A Greek sailor. Some of them recruited their own imaginary sub-agents.
When they needed to explain why one agent had gone quiet, they killed him off. They even put a fake obituary in a Liverpool newspaper. The Germans reportedly paid a pension to his widow.
Who also didn't exist.
Then came D-Day.
Hours before the landings, the British let Pujol send a message warning the Germans that the invasion was coming in Normandy. It was timed so it would arrive too late to matter, but it made him look brilliant.
Three days later he sent the most important message of his career. Normandy was a trick, he said. The real invasion was still coming, at Calais, led by a huge army under General Patton.
That army was fake too. But the Germans believed him.
German forces that could have been rushed to Normandy were held back near Calais for weeks, waiting for an attack that never came.
The Germans were so grateful they awarded him the Iron Cross.
A few months later, King George VI made him a Member of the Order of the British Empire.
He's one of the only people known to have been decorated by both sides of the war.
After the war, afraid of revenge from surviving Nazis, he faked his own death from malaria in Africa and disappeared to Venezuela, where he lived quietly running a shop.
For decades the world thought he was dead.
In 1984, a British writer tracked him down. Pujol came back to Normandy for the 40th anniversary of D-Day and met veterans who had landed on the beaches.
Some of them thanked him.
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I can't find the tweet, but whoever said...
"Watching Man Utd these days is like bumping into the kid who bullied you at school 20 years later and finding out he works at McDonald's"
Bang on.
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This is a very silly story.
There is no "plot" and no "raid". Just a hysterical misunderstanding of a technical consultation.
There *is* a real issue - but it's likely unintended and I expect it will fixed in the legislation.
A 🧵 on what's really going on
#alwaysapensionsangle if you know.. *cough dashboards*
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I made it on to HIGNFY 🙊 😂
For the avoidance of doubt I am happy for all 70 year olds who fought Hitler to get the triple lock ☺️
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Emails about Capita's scandalous mismanagement of the civil service and teachers pension schemes keep arriving @Moneybox Today we hear from the @NAOorguk about its new enquiry into the scandal with @bbcdanw and NAO's Lee Summerfield, noon @BBCRadio4
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Is now the time to convert your pension fund into an income for life - an annuity? £100,000 pension fund will buy a healthy 65 year old >£8k a year, double what it would 10 years ago and highest for 18 years. With @BillyBurrows on @Moneybox noon @BBCRadio4
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My dudes. This stale crusty piece of mental impairment had secret service chasing after him because he missed the entrance to the car and just kept on going. They all spring into action realizing the idiot went for a dementia walk. 🤦 😂🤦Jesus H.
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Remarkable interview with Shaun Udal, by @Paul_Newman66 nytimes.com/athletic/7668170…
Your thought for the day... @_moneymarketing
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This is a non-starter. It counts hypothetical losses but ignores money flowing back into the game through transfer fees and other deals. What's left is a sometimes heroic estimate of opportunity cost. If taken seriously the only real winners would be the lawyers - again.
How much did Man City's rule breaking cost your team?
Assessment of the financial impact on the 35 clubs who played in the Premier League 2009-2018.
📌 League placing prize money
📌 Champions League earnings
📌 Europa League payments
📌 Relegation
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Can Zelensky try to find the data centre that's pumping out all the "Jim Ratcliffe up a ladder" and "Jim Ratcliffe covered in greed paint" posts? It's so weird.
Stop using AI for posters. We can all tell it is AI and it is rubbish. Pay humans with better understanding of colour and lay out. You could even use a picture that looks like John Thomson like, I don't know, a photograph - also taken by a human.
So bad.
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