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Don't stop, carry on. Old enough to remember dial-up, young enough to forget it.

Joined April 2025
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Dear God.
湾区工程师赚着最多的工资,泡着最丑华裔丑逼女,从头到脚那股贪婪,这精致利己主义的臭味他妈的都遮不住了,真他妈为他们感到难过。
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She needs to get FUCKED by me.
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He’s still here. He’s got a fan club. Including us.
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To give you an idea how bad my legal team is I’m taking rounds of parodies to the chest and this kid has zero fear
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*Asians beat out Blacks* = meritocracy *Asians beat out whites* = this damn test is too easy
We were concerned that the SAT has become a less reliable measure of student preparedness for a rigorous college curriculum. So, we commissioned a study from Johns Hopkins University. What does this study tell us about the state of higher education? The results are shocking. thaq.co/4iLThZ0
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At what point do we start wondering if this man is on drugs?????
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WHAT IS THIS
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This is an argument against immigration
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How did i fuck up mash potato. Why is it puckering its buttholes. Why is it liquid.
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really wanted to rock with the W but the fans are kinda insufferable and the amount of disrespect and entitlement being shown these last few weeks just ain't for me go Dream regardless but yeah
Nobody gives a single fuck about the @ATLHawks and their fucking random ass regular season game with Cleveland PLAY THE GAME IN CLEVELAND AND PLAY THE JANUARY AWAY GAME WITH CLEVELAND IN ATLANTA PROBLEM FUCKING SOLVED
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“That's how the NFL does it” is what will kill college football.
NEW: Ohio State AD Ross Bjork says the Big Ten is exploring a football scheduling model for 2028 based on the previous year’s standings: "So next year’s schedule, we would not know who we’re playing other than protecting the rivalry games. Obviously we have the biggest one, right? Other than that the rest of the schedule could be based on how did the teams finish in the previous year. That’s how the NFL does it." (via @971thefan) on3.com/news/ohio-state-athl…
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calling “partying with friends” a “tedious social ritual” is something someone without friends would say
You guys realize that one of the greatest joys of motherhood is never again having to do any of the tedious and unfulfilling social rituals you were forced to do so you could increase your odds of finding a man who wanted to have kids with you
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My brother was in an SEC fraternity about 10-15 years ago and he told me, “We don’t fuckin care if he’s the coolest, richest dude from New Jersey. If he ain’t from down here, he ain’t getting in.”
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Me on trial for BBW Facesitting
The UK is actually so fucking boring what do you mean you can’t enjoy some face sitting after a succulent chinese meal?
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People like to make this point all the time, and to some extent it's true, but it also applies to women doing literally anything that men like. Women being pleasant at scale ruins things for unpleasant women. Women being into sports ruins things for women who aren't into sports. Women cooking ruins things for women who don't cook. Women who actually like men ruins things for women who hate men. "Highly desirable men" are going to want women who possess traits that they like. Women who don't possess those traits will always be at a disadvantage. There is nothing special about sluttiness here except that men tend to really like it
Everyone analyzes sluttiness through an individualistic lens, but the real problem with sluttiness is that, at a certain scale, it sort of ruins the game theory of dating for everyone. The more sluts there are in the dating pool, the less incentivized highly desirable men are to commit to any woman in particular, and the more likely it is that the average man will have to be married to an ex-slut (i.e., a bitter woman who chose to exit the game and settle) who in all likelihoods will be incapable of loving him. Furthermore, because more women are willing to put out, women who don’t are at a disadvantage and come across as prude or cold. So, more women are pressured into putting out quickly, which reinforces more of the above
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She kept trying to use the expression "build a rapport" but she instead was saying "build a rapaport" and I couldn't hide my laughter thinking about Michael Rapaport.
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Potential matchmaking client tells me today she will only marry a man with a 9-figure annual income. Not net worth. Income. I told her take her pick because that's like 80 guys in the entire US. We will not be working together.
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