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โœ Snep, Aspiring Writer, Shibe Appreciator | proud Englishman, half Welshman ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ท๓ ฌ๓ ณ๓ ฟ

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Joined May 2023
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"Gather round, weary travellers and curious cubs. Let me tell you a story from the days of old, long after man left this mortal coil, bestowing the world unto the beasts; when civilizations rose and fell, to the beating of sandaled feet; of high adventure!" *strums an Em 11*
Random AI Experiment: After blowing me away yesterday, I thought I'd try recreating some of the characters in one of my upcoming stories. This is Beornoรฐ, The Cursed Prince note: these are purely for reference/fun. I fully intend on hiring an artist for any official artwork
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Thank you for the opportunity Novels and short stories from $1
What if dragons were real? What if the world we know changed overnight? Roger and Ian, father and son, must now contend with myths of yesteryear clawing back into the present, where dragons have deemed them a target. Nothing is what it seems in โ€˜The Remnant King,โ€™ a contemporary fantasy. #fantasy #dragon
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I managed to get a very short story launched and ready for the reading group tonight! Other than that, a short feature complete thriller for the holiday! royalroad.com/fiction/175630โ€ฆ
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What was that? Is that the call from the folks of the past who were delivering a "slippery slope falacy" and want you all to know they have long been vindicated in their concerns? Do you hear it?!
BREAKING: Canada Wants to Legalize MAID Without Consent for Mentally Ill Patients buff.ly/ZXeIkIc
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Well, there goes another beloved celebrity. He pretty much revitalized the Star Trek Fandom and kept it going for years. RIP.
We will miss Captain Picard.
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For those who want a book about a wandering warrior, a grave mistake, and a dragon worshipping cult, Fighting Your Nightmares just surpassed 10k views. Why not give it a read? royalroad.com/fiction/131019โ€ฆ
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RIP Patrick Stewart. He was so much more than Captain Picard. His turn as Horatio in Hamlet is brilliant. As Sejanus in 'I Claudius'; superb. As Lenin in 'Fall of Eagles'; masterful. Godspeed, Sir. Godspeed.
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.@PrinceBeorn THE TIGERS ARE STEALING YOUR PUMPKINS
orange you glad the tigers liked their pumpkins?
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Evey day should be national cat day
soy yo o hay como 3 dias nacionales del gato
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Gambling is a far worse vice than alcohol and many drugs, and endless betting shops across high streets in Britain is poison to communities, they're a massive reason why town centres feel so hostile. Terrible policy.
Gambling is not evil, and a Restore Britain Government will reduce taxes on the industry. Adults should be free to make their own choices about how they spend their own money - a wild thing for a political party to say, I know. Britain has a successful gambling industry that supports local economies all over the country. In my constituency alone we have horse racing, a greyhound stadium, plenty of arcades and more. We should be encouraging responsible operators to thrive, not taxing them into dust. Problem gambling is an issue and should be properly addressed. But punishing an entire industry, costing thousands of jobs, for the actions of a very small number is not the answer. Restore Britain will back British gambling.
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Oh, no. This one really does hurt. Patrick Stewart has passed away. Rest in peace, Captain.
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What Obi-wan said vs. What Anakin heard, frankly
โ€œAnakin, my allegiance is to the political order that left your mother in slavery and then said you werenโ€™t allowed to have any attachment to her or Padme!โ€
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Gambling is a predatory industry designed to further vampirise wealth from young men by highjacking their natural desire for risk and reward. 24-hour slot arcades are turning British highstreets into alcoholic and crackhead spawn points. I have family who bet on football and horses. They've managed their vices and made a bit of money. But the problem isn't that at scale anymore. It's not worth feeding addictions for the GDP.
Gambling is not evil, and a Restore Britain Government will reduce taxes on the industry. Adults should be free to make their own choices about how they spend their own money - a wild thing for a political party to say, I know. Britain has a successful gambling industry that supports local economies all over the country. In my constituency alone we have horse racing, a greyhound stadium, plenty of arcades and more. We should be encouraging responsible operators to thrive, not taxing them into dust. Problem gambling is an issue and should be properly addressed. But punishing an entire industry, costing thousands of jobs, for the actions of a very small number is not the answer. Restore Britain will back British gambling.
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Does it feel good, reducing something as epic as Lord of the Rings to the level of a cheap Mexican soap opera? Actually, that's unfair. At least Mexican soap operas have hot women in them.
Things are about to get steamy in Middle-earth. With Jamie Campbell Bower making his debut as Celeborn in โ€œThe Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Powerโ€ season three, Galadriel (Morfydd Clark) will be forced to choose between her husband and Sauron (Charlie Vickers). bit.ly/4BrwlFP
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Matt Walsh, for some reason
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Rings of Power really looked at those UK energy prices and said fuck it, we don't need lighting.
"Is that why you dance alone?" "I wasn't dancing, I was sparring" NEW clip of Galadriel & Celeborn in #TheRingsofPower Season 3 on @FallonTonight โš”๏ธโœจ๏ธ
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They retooled the hot pocket crisping sleeve manufacturing line to make UAVs and bullets for Ukraine and Israel and that's why I have to cook hot pockets in the oven for 3 hours instead of in the microwave for 2 minutes because the crisping sleeve was discontinued due to war
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In Old English, a weasel was called a โ€œweosole.โ€ If this word had survived to today, itโ€™d be โ€œweasel.โ€
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The State Department have discovered Birmingham
A contact sent me this viral image of Bradford, Britain and asked if it was fake. Two helpful tools to suss out misinformation: (1) Reverse image search: this photo appeared in The Economist. (2) HiveDetect: 0% likely to be AI
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Nigel Farage Admits He Has Failed @Sargon_of_Akkad โ”‚ @Kingbingo_ Carl and Dan discuss Nigel Farage's admission that he can't win without Restore Britain voters.
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