the rise and fall of a midwest princess. πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ she/her, 26

Joined December 2011
Jade πŸ’€πŸŒΉβ³ retweeted
Unfortunately β€œme when I pull the door handle and it shatters” is incredible
A brand-new employee made a smashing start to her career at a Texas salon, as the glass sliding door she was closing exploded into hundreds of tiny pieces, leaving her client and other employees stunned.
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Jade πŸ’€πŸŒΉβ³ retweeted
your partner should never be your first priority. your first priority should always be american rock band my chemical romance
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NVM FOUND IT
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Jade πŸ’€πŸŒΉβ³ retweeted
Let’s put America first- vote @AbdulElSayed
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GTA 6 Lucia actress is definitely not a fan of Elon Musk
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Jade πŸ’€πŸŒΉβ³ retweeted
its lowkey a war on people with the light still in their eyes
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FINALLY a good fancast for ghost
Inde Navarrette says she's 'one phone call away' from joining the 'Call of Duty' movie πŸ”« "If they call me [and] they're like, 'there's a car outside, you gotta go' ... definitely. I'm a big fan ... and I'm excited to see what they do" (via @Collider)
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Jade πŸ’€πŸŒΉβ³ retweeted
β€œbweh” if you care
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Linkin Park released Over Each Other on this day 2 years ago.
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More Marlowe
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β€œHe’s got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened up a Cheesecake Factory” β€” Obama
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Jade πŸ’€πŸŒΉβ³ retweeted
Israel First Mike Rogers’ career is cooked after this Abdul El Sayed ad. This is brilliant.
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Jade πŸ’€πŸŒΉβ³ retweeted
It's a great day to see Clayface.
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Jade πŸ’€πŸŒΉβ³ retweeted
CLAYFACE NIGHTCLUB SCENE 1000000000/10
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Jade πŸ’€πŸŒΉβ³ retweeted
working at the box office this week I’ve heard the movie called just about everything, but today someone came in and said confidently β€œone ticket for Now You See Me, please”
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Jade πŸ’€πŸŒΉβ³ retweeted
KASANE TETO OFFICIAL FORTNITE COLLAB TEASER
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NAH
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If you encounter ICE, here's what every New Yorker should know.
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Jade πŸ’€πŸŒΉβ³ retweeted
When you’re talking and realize mid sentence that no one is paying attention
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