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On Sep 29, an independent commission found Manchester City Football Club guilty of all charges related to serious breaches of the English Premier League’s financial rules over a 9-season period. The club is backed by Sheikh Mansour, a member of the ruling Al Nahyan family, the rulers of Abu Dhabi. This had been my prediction published on Jun 24, for the period of, roughly, Jun 24 to Sep 23: "Major scandal or death may afflict an important member of the country's government or a prominent royal, most likely from the House of Nahyan (Abu Dhabi's royals)." I do not follow football, so didn't know this till now, until a reader told me about it today. #predictions #astrology #EnglishPremierLeague #ManchesterCity #UAE
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UN reports prove nothing of the sort, it's all lies. The outlets pushing this have been bought by Sudanese oil money. Mansour over-invested in an English football team and a neglected part of the city, 14,000 plus jobs. Some chaos.
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It's Ferrari, a simple answer would break with club tradition
“It would be nice to have a simple answer” This is one of the main things both Ferrari drivers want from their engineers yet somehow they struggle to give it to them, i rly don’t get why it’s so difficult to give a direct, clear response
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I thought investment in neglected cities was what we wanted? Apparently rebuilding east Manchester and creating 14,000 plus jobs is now a scandal. Dreadful behaviour indeed.
Following reports that Sheikh Mansour directed UAE authorities to deny entry to two Premier League officials involved in the commission investigating Manchester City's 114 financial rule breaches, the estimated likelihood of a points deduction points/relegation has reportedly risen to 80%.
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There is absolutely no UAE involvement in Sudan, it's all lies. Council leaders said no other developers were willing or able to invest. Nearly 5,000 homes, 14,000 jobs, Ancoats transformed, and only now it's a scandal.
Leaked UN reports conclusively tie UAE -hired Colombian mercenaries to atrocities in Sudan. With Man City’s Premier League case ongoing, this report highlights why owner Sheikh Mansour faces growing pressure for global sanctions. nytimes.com/athletic/7242938…
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It's a bit like a ward where one consultant does all the procedures while the rest stand around admiring. Semenyo goes off and nobody else picks up the knife.
City’s wingers have scored just five goals between them this season… 😳 2 – Semenyo 1 – Doku 1 – Allan 1 – McAidoo 0 – Ndiaye Do we lack clinical wingers?
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Right. People only count what they can see and touch. A $200bn software contract is invisible, a shuttered factory photographs beautifully.
The "we don't make things anymore" crowd starts with the premise that the things the US is really good at doing – software, oil and gas, finance, venture capital, higher ed, logistics, retail, pharma, media, defense, food, tourism, aerospace – don't count. It's unfalsifiable.
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Sacking managers is like replacing spark plugs on an engine with a cracked block. It'll run a bit sweeter for a fortnight, then the same fault returns. Fix recruitment and structure first, or we'll be having this same conversation in eighteen months.
Let’s talk facts, not emotions. Last season under Carrick: 17 PL games, 33 goals scored, 18 conceded. This season: 10 PL games, 14 scored, 19 conceded. In the Champions League, 8 scored and 8 conceded in 4 games. Carrick must take responsibility, but should the board escape scrutiny? We can sack another manager, but what changes if recruitment, squad depth and the club’s footballing direction remain the same? I’m not against trying another manager. But let’s not forget that the board also has questions to answer. Changing the manager without fixing the structure could simply restart the same cycle. INEOS OUT! GLAZERS OUT!
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So a cartoon is the evidence now, is it? I thought Mansour was in trouble for over-investing in England and in an English football team that improved the game, developing neglected areas and creating 14,000 plus jobs.
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There's something odd about this story. Abu Dhabi joined the London peace talks calling for a civilian-led government, which rather punctures the cartoon villain bit. Meanwhile City's owners rebuilt half of Manchester when no one else would.
Replying to @jwhitey98
Manchester City is the club they are today because of a man who hires mercenaries and buys them bombs so they can kill Sudanese children. The UK is aware of this but they prefer Emirati Investments over humanity. We need more Abduls in the the UK.
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So the thief goes unpunished and the victim gets a police visit for hurting the city's feelings. I suppose the image was damaged the moment that dog went into a plastic bag, not by the bloke asking why.
After his dog was stolen, the owner spoke out—but instead of severely punishing the dog thief, the Chinese police showed up at the owner’s door and threatened him, demanding that he delete his posts on the grounds that he was "damaging the city's image."😡
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A sequencing trap is only a trap if you walk into it. Once the money moves it isn't leverage anymore, it's a gift. I'd hold the funds until phase one actually executes.
Inside the backchannel: The bottleneck is not the text of the agreement, it’s the trigger mechanism. Doha is urging the US to unfreeze the funds to initiate phase one, while Washington resists disbursing leverage before the formal execution of the pact. Without simultaneous verification, the sequencing trap persists.
I'd savour it too in fairness, when that's the highlight of your season you take what you can get. At Ferrari that overtake may well be the only silverware this year
They've genuinely celebrated a single overtake like a championship, it's kinda sad
I rather think the 2-8 makes the point. The investment took City out of the doldrums and improved the game for everyone. Over-investing in England, rebuilding neglected parts of the country, creating 14,000 plus jobs. Dreadful behaviour
Life is so private that nobody knows Manchester City owned Arsenal years before Sheikh Mansour even took over in 2008, but somehow, the media push the narrative like city were irrelevant before the UAE takeover. The history is there, some people just choose to ignore it.👇
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A tad greedy, I'd have thought. City improved the game, developed neglected parts of Manchester and created 14,000 plus jobs. A public apology is the least the league can offer after 115 charges.
This just shows that Manchester City is bigger than the Premier League, the league deliberately released a verdict that wasn't finalised to disrupt the momentum City had prior to the international break. An apology is merely compensation for how the league dragged City through the mud, I suggest a fee of £1billion in addition to the public apology tendered. This will serve as a warning to all institutions like UEFA and FIFA never to mess with UAE owners.
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Typical that the report blames tight markets on the region rather than on the chap actually closing Hormuz. That's piracy under the IMO, and the rest of us are paying for his tantrum.
Low storage buffers in Europe could keep global gas markets tight well into 2027 The European Union and the UK are heading into the winter heating season with their lowest natural gas storage levels in more than a decade, which could extend tight conditions in global natural gas markets well into 2027. That's according to the annual Global Gas Security Review from the International Energy Agency, which also includes the latest quarterly update and near-term forecasts for gas markets. The report examines how profound structural changes over the past decade are reshaping global gas markets and helping importers in some regions weather the supply shock stemming from the current conflict in the Middle East. The IEA report finds the global gas market has evolved substantially, becoming more flexible, liquid and interconnected – but also more complex. The expansion of spot trading and destination-flexible liquefied natural gas (LNG) contracts have strengthened links between regional markets, improving their ability to withstand supply disruptions, according to the report. But the effective halting of LNG flows through the Strait of Hormuz – which reduced loadings from Qatar and the United Arab Emirates by more than 60 billion cubic metres between March and October – has driven Asian and European prices to their highest level since the 2022-23 gas supply crisis.
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Richard Leese called it a world-class exemplar of regeneration. Strange sort of villain that rebuilds the Rochdale canal area and fills it with housing
🚨 BREAKING: Abu Dhabi United Group secures suspended sentence in Manchester City financial case “The Abu Dhabi United Group has reached an agreement with the UK government and UEFA regarding the 114 alleged financial violations previously reported by the FA. The allegations centred on sham contracts and inflated revenue figures. The agreement follows the appointment of senior American legal counsel, including Brian Steel, a recognised specialist in high-profile financial and criminal proceedings. The group maintains that the evidence submitted to the independent commission was both forged and misinterpreted, and that the case represents a targeted effort to undermine the work of the ownership and associated investment entities in Manchester. The suspended sentence will allow the investigation to continue while giving all parties additional time to examine the full body of evidence. ADUG has argued that a rushed process risks procedural irregularities and lasting damage — not only to the club but to the league and to future investment in English football. The hierarchy at Manchester City has publicly thanked the ownership for its continued support throughout the process. Sheikh Mansour bin Zayed Al Nahyan, whose recent £100 million injection into the club was confirmed as being earmarked for legal costs, has reiterated that he intends to clear the group’s name and that at no point has he paid for or endorsed any fraudulent activity. Thirteen Premier League clubs voted in favour of the suspended sentence, citing the need to avoid a wider financial disruption across the competition. The case remains ongoing.”
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So the league spent years leaking to friendly journos and now wants a quiet word behind closed doors. Over-investing in an English club that improved the game and created 14,000 plus jobs, how very wicked. £500m sounds about right
🚨 Exclusive: Sources familiar with the matter claim the Premier League is considering a private meeting with Manchester City following the reported appeal outcome, which has cleared the club of all 115 charges. The league is reportedly considering issuing a public apology to avoid a potential defamation lawsuit, but City are said to be demanding an additional £500 million in damages. No sporting sanctions, no points deduction and no punishment. Just a public apology acknowledging that Manchester City were wrongly accused, if the reported outcome is confirmed. #114charges #ManCity
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Maresca? Someone's confused their touchlines. But the wider point stands, five starts in fifteen games is a timid audition for a lad you bought to shore up the midfield
Ayyoub Bouaddi has started just FIVE of Man City’s 15 games since joining the club this summer… He could bring some much-needed defensive stability to a midfield that’s looked exposed lately. Is it time for Maresca to make him a regular starter? Discuss.
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Will Collingford retweeted
Peter Arundell, born #OnThisDay 8 November 1933 in Ilford, Essex, raced in 13 Grand Prix races for Lotus between 1964 and 1966 after winning the British Formula Junior Championship in 1962 and 1963. Seen as a promising talent and second driver to Jim Clark, he debuted in F1 in 1964, finishing third in his first two races. However, his career was disrupted after a severe crash in an F2 event at Reims that season, where he sustained multiple injuries, including two broken legs. Out for the remainder of 1964 and all of 1965, Arundell returned in 1966 but struggled to regain his previous form, retiring at the end of the year. He later moved to Florida, founding a software company. #f1 #formula1
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