TA Trader | Unc Landlord | Co-Founder @magnus_fund 🍁@MonkeDAO | @SuperteamCAN | Not financial advice

Canada
Joined June 2017
Universal High Income The most likely outcome
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For the first time, a Bitcoin metaprotocol has been audited by an institutional-grade security firm. Alkanes has completed its audit with @HalbornSecurity. Bitcoin DeFi now carries the rigor and reputation that both institutional capital and mainstream adoption demand.
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Cocaine coded 💥 robinhood:0x2cc0fac44b8252f6b10208b091aff2c94b4da77d
I don’t think most people, even the best of them, realize just how big Robinhood Chain will become. Ethereum (DeFi) owned 2021. Solana (Memes) owned 2024. Robinhood (Stocks) will own 2027. And it’s going to be insane. The money printr at the Fed will have its day soon. Dollars will flow into the market in greater and greater excess so the music doesn’t stop. All of this is happening alongside the development of on-chain infrastructure that broadens the distribution of stocks and other risk assets with unparalleled capability. On-chain infrastructure is being built on Robinhood Chain, with @RobinhoodCrypto and @vladtenev directly leading the charge alongside builders. The stars have aligned, and if you don’t see the bigger picture by now, you really need to stop for a second and look at the chessboard. Consider the macroeconomics of the world (the United States and China in particular), the integration of digital assets into traditional finance that’s taken shape over the last five years, and the adoption of blockchain rails for agentic finance. The world is f😶cking broken, bros. This is literally THE chance to reshape and save it. Not through brute force or violent change. Not by arguing over politics or soliciting empty promises of change. We save the world by changing the foundation it operates on. Money is power, and capitalism is ripe with corruption that hinders our democracy, but there is no better system than capitalism. Corporations have all the control? Lobbyists in bed with government? Then seize the means of production. Redefine the pieces on the board. Seize the shares. Broaden early access to startups and equity, and transform the process of companies going public. Let the common man’s finances yield them stocks and voting shares; be it through investing, airdrops, rebates, rewards programs, lotteries, and every mechanism in between. Let the common people unite, let them combine their power, and let them collectively govern corporations alongside the elite. This is a once-in-a-hundred-year period, and it will consist of the most life-changing opportunities you will ever be presented with. That’s true whether all you care about is yourself and getting rich, or if you strive for a higher purpose. This is not a revolution, but the evolution of the rails and systems through which money exerts its power. The time to seize the future is now 💫
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PSA (real): If you used @friendtech in 2023, you might still have ETH sitting in your old wallet. I got some dm's about this and auto-blocked cuz crypto TG dm = scam... but I decided to look into it, and I did actually have ~2 ETH back on legacy FT 😂 Worth checking! - Go to legacy.friend.tech - Use the old Privy login (SMS/email) to recover/export your wallet key. - Import it into Rabby or MetaMask. - Check your ETH balance on Base. If you still hold old keys, you can sell them via the verified Friend.tech V1 contract on BaseScan using sellShares(). I got about $500 in total from Key sales. (Just ask your AI to help you) Obv never share your private key or use third-party recovery services. PS - Shoutout to the 2 dm'oooors that put me on to this for a reward. I unblocked you, if you ping me again I'll send you a lil reward (don't know your handles, but will see chat history and know it was you) ty🫶
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Replying to @Ness0x0
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Govt. hates money laundered via Crypto because its much harder for them to get a piece of the action Much prefer banks handle it so they get their cut
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“We’ve got to do something BIG to distract them from my neckgina”
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How crypto bros feel saying “Re-rate” instead of “Re-price” in 2026
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Neither OddsFi or Hxro Network before that has anything to do with @ResideFi. The X account for OddsFi is compromised. Contributors are trying to figure out how as it was properly verified. There have been several attempts for help made to @Support unfortunately with zero success. @solana and @LaunchOnSF have also been notified. Again, do not interact with the handle or with ResideFi.
Profile history on @ResideFi shows the account was @hxronetwork, then @oddsfi before becoming Reside. So he might have followed either of the other accounts. Still a scam project, though.
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I woke up and ran to the store to buy some solana:oreoU2P8bN6jkk3jbaiVxYnG1dCXcYxwhwyK9jSybcp
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Is it time for the $PENIS to $PUMP?
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Just told my 5yo that he could hit his 3yo brothers back if they hit him, because…
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Actual footage of solana:AGi2s9zPRPHs3zEDPhPTroumTEXK5ufymYSfEFndCSSW recent price action
Все понимаю. Но! Почему он мяукает? 😅
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"Ewe don't rub boogers on me" 5yo - "That's not boogers, that's my tongue water!"
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I think a coin is about to insta-5x. Here's why. Both $LEVERCAT and $LEVERHEDGE went up 5x in the last 24 hours as they were the two @hylo_so @LaunchOnSF tokens that were above 1 Million marketcap... making them eligible to earn Hylo XP just for holding. Now... There's a THIRD coin, solana:6iLrk475gh1yUv1tQKSC5nUugAHgxeTUf2GTo1Xvsz5m that just broke the 1M marketcap range, making it now one of only three tokens in the world eligible to farm Hylo XP. This happened literal minutes ago. I think the odds solana:6iLrk475gh1yUv1tQKSC5nUugAHgxeTUf2GTo1Xvsz5m does a similar multiple in the next 24 hours as the two previous coins did are VERY good IMO.
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GLGL is live! Backed by @MayflowerAVM tech and hyper short term BTC price prediction gaming 🚀
Launch coins backed by the world's fastest resolving prediction markets. 🟠 20 & 60 second rounds. 🟠 Fees buy $ODDS, then burn or lock under your coin. Powered by @oddsfi. Built on @solana. Ticker: $ODDS CA: oddsZv18fPRHUPvNmn64dBZPYKjMY98n9V1AJD6QscA Try it now, link in bio. good luck, good luck. 🔥🔥
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Got a dm from a $HOOKR on @fomo app, said she’s $DTF Said I’m $INJOH
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Showing my wife and 5yo a robot olympics vid Me: “Isn’t that cool? In five years we’re going to have a robot that can help us with everything around the house!” 5yo: “yea, we won’t have to do anything, we can just watch TV!” 😭😭😭
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