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Level-1 healer. PGY-am I doing this. Even at the best of times I'm out of my mind. A ronin wandering the wasteland of medicine. The Great Clown Pagliacci. AuDHD

Joined November 2021
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Replying to @aallleeexxxxxx1
boobs have the power to overcome all
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Pool water dripping with confessions on you
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Wait a minute.✋️Please hold. Let's not make any hasty decisions. I, too, am close to a birthday in my 30s, and this seems like a pretty solid game plan you've laid out here 🤔. It just might work 🤝
i should probably plan something for my 32nd birthday other than drinking alone and playing ocarina of time
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So we just went from Wiles the zionist mouthpiece, to Miller the glorified hemorrhoid of Satan's anus. Somehow I think we all knew he'd be the main villain of Woke 3. So be it.
Stephen Miller is the new Chief of Staff. Susie Wiles is out. Follow: @AFpost
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Skill issue. Next question please
Dear men, You need to understand that some women get bored when a man actually treats them right.
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Did we........did we hop over onto a new timeline?! We are just getting banger after banger good headlines. Chat are we fucking back in this thing?!
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO broke bitches 🖕
Elon Musk: ⬇️ $80B Michael Dell: ⬇️ $18.6B Larry Ellison: ⬇️ $11.3B Mark Zuckerberg: ⬇️ $9.4B Donald Trump: ⬇️ $200M When Trump and his billionaire allies lose money because of threats of investigations and regulations, it shows that their wealth is propped up by exploitation and corruption.
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Set me on fire so I don't fade out
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Oh...... I see that Woke 3 is coming for the bigots of america past, present, AND future
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As soon as I finish all this work, my vacation starts. I'm literally going to lay down and slip into a coma, and maybe even die in my bed if I'm lucky, and it's going to be glorious.
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Hey @MIT ..umm what the ACTUAL FUCK? WHY IN THE FUCK is she still employed? Yall do realize David Sabatini was on track to be a Nobel Laureate with how groundbreaking his cancer research was right? HE LITERALLY DISCOVERED the MTor protein!! APOLOGIZE AND FUCKING FIX THIS NOW @MIT
MeToo "pioneer" MIT scientist who drove a professor to the brink of su*cide with false r*pe allegations after he broke up with her, told him she wanted to feel like she was "gang r*ped." Professor David Sabatini has been awarded $6M after his former colleague, Dr. Kristin Knouse, defamed him with completely false allegations. The MeToo community praised Knouse when she came out with her allegations. Sabatini's entire career was destroyed by the false allegations as his colleagues all rushed to defend the woman who lied about him. He also tried taking his own life by hanging himself, according to the Daily Mail. Newly released texts reveal that Knouse, 38, was the one who pursued Sabatini, 58, and it wasn't until he left her for another woman that she accused him of r*pe. After the breakup, she texted a friend that he was going to get "Weinstein-ed out of science." "My lawyers and I are out for blood... prison is what he should get," she said. She praised how "hopelessly defeated, beyond the violence stage," he was after his career was ruined. But text messages show that Knouse pursued him and sent him graphic texts. "I can't wait to wake up tomorrow and feel like I've been gang r*ped," she said in one text message. Knouse accused Sabatini of making her feel "scared" by his advances, but evidence showed that *she* aggressively pursued him. When he decided to pursue a different scientist, Knouse ended his career with false accusations. Sabatini's entire life was destroyed by the woke mob. They fired him from the Whitehead Institute and MIT, and erased his name from papers. She purposely left key evidence and text messages out when handing over information to investigators that would have proved Sabatini was innocent. She should never see the outside of a prison cell.
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Very unpopular opinion. I beg you please never again tweet such foolishness into the void.
Unpopular opinion: most people who don’t have kids never fully grow up. The reason is simple: you can’t be fully mature if there’s nobody in your life who truly matters more than you, someone you’d be brave for because your love for them transcends your survival instinct.
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Holding a seance tonight to tell this punk bitch that Texas is leaning left just like his neck. There's gonna be snacks so stop by if you're free.
Texas is not going blue. Don’t listen to the activist media.
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Peak Twitter coming back for the reunion tour
i dont want to go back to sleep im liking 200 tweets a minute
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Goddam I fucking love the internet
I don’t think I’ve ever been this libbed out in my life, I’m out here liking blue wave endgame edits
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Me and my other woke co-workers trying to blend in this morning in this republican ass town
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Starting tomorrow there's gonna be mandatory 72 vaccines given at birth using the soda bottle-sized vials 🔵🔵🌊🌊
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO 🤣🤣🤣
Trump: only red states will get help from FEMA voters:
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God what a fucking night to be alive
Every few years Twitter has a night where everyone is on the same side and the algorithm makes you happy and feel like you’re back in 2010s Twitter. Tonight is one of those nights.
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The Caffeinated One retweeted
*GOP cuts the legs from Voting Rights Act and essentially destroy majority Black districts across the South* Black voters in 2026 midterms: – at Metairie, LA
The South has seen insane Black turnout in early voting, and it doesn’t seem like that’s slowing down, at least in Mississippi. Long lines are being reported in heavily Black precincts.
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Channeling the blood of the ancestors
*GOP cuts the legs from Voting Rights Act and essentially destroy majority Black districts across the South* Black voters in 2026 midterms:
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