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Tri-State Area Monopoly Champion 2009-2013. Guiness World Record holder for eating the most chicken wings at a Hootie & The Blowfish concert

Hell, MI
Joined October 2014
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Remember, MAGA: All of your leaders and heroes think that YOU are lazy, mindless sheep. The ONLY reason they constantly push this anti-trans nonsense is because they're completely failing at everything and think they can distract you with this same crap over and over
It is the official policy of the United States government that there are only two genders: male & female.
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There are a million different things to like about the election results on Tuesday, but I'm taking extra pleasure out of knowing that Gad Saad will probably be miserable and scared for the rest of his worthless life
There are no words that I can use to express the extent to which I loathe @BernieSanders. He has parasitized taxpayers for 50 years and offered less than nothing in return. A degenerate and lobotomized fool. Go back to renew your marriage vows in the Soviet Union, and please stay there.
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This week just keeps getting better and better hahahahaha
Tesla will be winding down production of the Cybertruck at Gigafactory Texas around the middle of next year to make room for increased Cybercab production
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Local journalist accidentally discovers that corporations care more about their profits than the well-being of everyone else
The disconnect between public perception and corporate America on Ai is stark. I’ve never seen such a strong consensus of optimism from businesses about a single technology. Their top priority right now is investing and implementing ai in their business to improve productivity and growth
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This lady is Pierre Poilievre's favourite journalist in Canada 👇
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Every word is my exact sentiment right now
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To any conservatives currently blackpilling, PLEASE keep this in mind: You had complete control of all three branches of the most powerful country in history, and you never will again. Those were the best two years of your entire life. It will never get better for you. It's over.
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Larry Kudlow is correct. We were too successful the first year of the Trump administration.
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I honestly might die tonight from a schadenfreude overdose lmao
What is happening...Democrats are winning EVERYTHING!!! They are flipping seats we didn’t even know were in play… …how is this even possible?!!!!!
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Damn, that's too bad
PROOF OF LIFE. Jordan Peterson is ALIVE!
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Most men will one day kiss their bride at the altar in front of an audience of her past. Six exes in suits pretending to be happy for her. Three male besties who have already had their turn. The one-night stand guy who only bought her a cider and still got it. And that old rich man she will shamelessly introduce as "uncle." They will all sit there, eating the groom's food recklessly, laughing, drinking free alcohol. Just the way they all ate his wife before he even came into the picture. This is modern marriage. Most men are not marrying a wife. They are marrying the community leftovers & calling it love.
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Watching people publicly prostitute themselves just to win the favor of Trump and the MAGA hivemind is so wild
Florida Republican U.S. Senate candidate Ashley Moody on Trump talking about Nicki Minaj's "asset": Maybe I should be upset he didn't talk about my "asset."
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These are the people who actually run America and have bought the entire Republican Party 👇
While Americans can barely afford gas, oil industry CEOs are just like, “fuck it, I’ll get a new corporate jet.” nytimes.com/2026/10/30/busin…
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I'm going to tell my kids these were the white walkers from Game of Thrones
ARMY OF DARKNESS (1992, Sam Raimi)
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He's bragging about a question that a 3-year-old could answer
Trump: "The first one is they show you a lion, a bear, a snake, and a giraffe. And they say, 'Which one is the giraffe?' I got a perfect score."
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How is this better than everyone being able to have healthcare?
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Fascists have a history of wasting time and money on big, dumb projects that have no practical use, but are good at impressing morons
my politics are whatever this is
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So, who paid this Trump-loving Neanderthal to come to Alberta and make propaganda videos right before the province holds its separation referendum?
5 Canada dollars gets you high. Not a bad price
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It doesn't get talked about enough that one of Trump's family members literally has her own show on Fox News This is real banana republic territory
Kid Rock: The devil lives in Hollywood. I’ve seen him there.
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This is comedy gold Curtis Sliwa is everyone's drunk racist uncle mixed into one
TAFS 301 ft @CurtisSliwa out in the next hour
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