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https://teapaw.org/t.co/J5h0rAwfiX Original creator of the Costco Pizza Dog / Raiders

Northern California
Joined September 2014
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We're renaming Cracker Barrel, "Honky Bucket".
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Hoes weren’t as slutty this year. Recession indicator
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if she went to a party this weekend she for the streets
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How much matcha do I have to drink before it stops tasting like feet?
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if you shave your face she will sit on it
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"hey can you hop on a quick call" hey can you hop off a large building
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First date idea: Discuss our attachment styles over a plate of mozzarella cheese sticks.
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Why they'd call it Viagra when they could have called it "Peenicillin".
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The Buffalo Bills new mascot.
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'Has a team ever gone winless?' I say while looking at the Chargers score.
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i am supposed to be saving money but what if im only one purchase away from true happiness
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I was just trying to watch Raiders clips next thing I know I'm two hours deep into conspiracy theories smh
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My back feels like my kids are stepping on all the cracks
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That “ Student Driver” sticker don’t mean shit to me Drive that mfn car
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If I hug you, I’m squeezing until you fart
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Them: Omg, you’re glowing! Me: Thanks, I just masturbated
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Everyone besides me should have a handicap sticker on their car, cuz clearly.
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"what's up" is short for what is uncle pussy
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I hope those girls from the 1990s Frederick's of Hollywood catalogue are doing well.
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Not trying to hate on talkative people but please shut the fuck up.
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