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Forcing women to register for the draft is unethical.
Forcing to men to register for the draft is unethical.
Forcing people to serve as meat shields for politicians wars is wrong, always.
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All it took was Indiana winning the B1G title game for the damn cowards to go and blow it all up. I guess we might as well go ahead & win the last one then. #iufb
"Hi Dylan, are you seeking better answers for your Solo entrepreneur, clients, healthcare needs?"
" No, I actively avoid those clients"
"Well I'll send you all the collateral now anyway, and check in again in 4 days"
Carrier: we can go over our appetite, do you ever see these types of risk?
me: No, never.
Carrier: well i’ll go ahead and spend the next 15 minutes talking about those just in case.
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Today was the worst market decline since the last one you don’t remember or care about anymore.
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BOSS: Have you sorted the competition prize money? £12,000 isn’t it?
ME [CLEARLY WEARING A BRAND NEW £76 BANDANA]: Yeh something like that
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This and the M&M's one might be the only two Christmas commercials that can and should keep airing unchanged until the end of time.
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From @StatsWilliams
In their 4 point loss, the Pacers used only 6 players against the Hawks.
That is the earliest into a season a team has used 6 or fewer players in a game since the Lakers in 1948 vs the Celtics.
The Lakers used only 5 players in their 3rd game of the season
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Thanksgiving is coming, which means thousands of perfectly good turkeys are about to be submerged in buckets, coolers, and questionable refrigerator arrangements.
Before you sacrifice half your fridge to a vat of saltwater, we'd like to introduce you to dry brining.
No sloshing. No giant bucket. Just a little salt, some patience, and science doing what science does best: making dinner better.
I explain why dry brining works, how long it takes, and why your turkey might already have enough salt in it.
Read: amazingribs.com/tested-recip…
Question: Are you Team Wet Brine, Team Dry Brine, or Team Whatever Was on the Package?
#ThanksgivingTurkey #DryBrining #BBQScience #Meathead #TurkeyTips #AmazingRibs
