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All it took was Indiana winning the B1G title game for the damn cowards to go and blow it all up. I guess we might as well go ahead & win the last one then. #iufb
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Today was the worst market decline since the last one you don’t remember or care about anymore.
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BOSS: Have you sorted the competition prize money? £12,000 isn’t it?
ME [CLEARLY WEARING A BRAND NEW £76 BANDANA]: Yeh something like that
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This and the M&M's one might be the only two Christmas commercials that can and should keep airing unchanged until the end of time.
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From @StatsWilliams
In their 4 point loss, the Pacers used only 6 players against the Hawks.
That is the earliest into a season a team has used 6 or fewer players in a game since the Lakers in 1948 vs the Celtics.
The Lakers used only 5 players in their 3rd game of the season
Thanksgiving is coming, which means thousands of perfectly good turkeys are about to be submerged in buckets, coolers, and questionable refrigerator arrangements.
Before you sacrifice half your fridge to a vat of saltwater, we'd like to introduce you to dry brining.
No sloshing. No giant bucket. Just a little salt, some patience, and science doing what science does best: making dinner better.
I explain why dry brining works, how long it takes, and why your turkey might already have enough salt in it.
Read: amazingribs.com/tested-recip…
Question: Are you Team Wet Brine, Team Dry Brine, or Team Whatever Was on the Package?
#ThanksgivingTurkey #DryBrining #BBQScience #Meathead #TurkeyTips #AmazingRibs
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Replying to @C2_Cooper
I think your article could just be the sad Jeff Teague pic like 20 times down the page and it would resonate with most of us.
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If basketball were to disappear tomorrow and the only surviving evidence of its existence was this Pacers/Nets game, they would just let it die
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Dewanna Bonner has quit on her team in the middle of the regular szn in back to back years and has lost in the finals twice in a row. Basketball gods will not reward that nasty ass ring chasing. Enjoy retirement clown 😭😭😭😭😭
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Ok all joking and memes aside, it is fairly clear to me what happened with this
The WNBA sent all the teams the potential playoff hold dates a year ago and Atlanta let it slip thru the cracks until the playoffs
I actually can sort of even understand this because remember what was happening a year ago - everything was chaos and no one even knew if there was going to be a playoffs at all, easy to imagine a situation where Atlanta let this one slip
Then when it became clear that Atlanta was not only going to make the playoffs but that they could potentially make a finals run they checked the calendar at State Farm and, whoops it was booked
At that point they went to Cathy and were like, fix it for us - which, since the problem was NBA related you would think they might be able to do something
But Cathy was completely asleep at the wheel and has been all season, and the league office was like, this is your mess, you fix it
And no one did until literally yesterday
And now people are playing hot potato with the blame
Sorry Atlanta, no matter who you try to blame this one is on you



































