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Don't give up. Don't ever give up.

Joined April 2009
I handed out 250 hot dogs tonight. Am I a baddie?
Large candy bars are the considered the holy grail, but giving them out on Halloween missed the point of the holiday, @ibogost argued in 2017: theatln.tc/0pZou0zj
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I got your set up fam, works well for me!
I wish I knew how it feels to dunk.
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He's here just for @Gerb3X
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Hey @elonmusk your AI-driven algorithms are giving me fake news. Fix that.
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If you had to narrow it down to one player who made you fall in love with basketball, who would it be?
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Replying to @_Jess_Peters_
The SRR fans
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Name a car that looks fast but isn’t.
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Grilled cheese rant is the correct answer.
Hollywood agencies are scouring Reddit for short stories and ideas that could be turned into movies following the success of 'Backrooms' (via @THR)
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It's because you finally know who's paying for your next car repair bill
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You can’t say Derrick Rose. Name an athlete you wish had a fully healthy career.
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Replying to @500Indy1911
Spiders. More spiders.
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𝗜𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗔𝗡𝗔𝗣𝗢𝗟𝗜𝗦 𝟱𝟬𝟬 𝗥𝗘𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗗 𝗨𝗣𝗗𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗦* 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟲 ⚠️ 𝗛𝗘𝗟𝗜𝗢 𝗖𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗥𝗢𝗡𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗦 is now P1 in Laps Completed (4,992), passing 𝗔𝗝 𝗙𝗢𝗬𝗧 𝗦𝗖𝗢𝗧𝗧 𝗗𝗜𝗫𝗢𝗡 is now P3 in Laps Completed (4,466), passing 𝗔𝗟 𝗨𝗡𝗦𝗘𝗥 𝗦𝗥. 𝗘𝗗 𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗣𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗥 is now P8 in Starts (23), passing 𝗚𝗘𝗢𝗥𝗚𝗘 𝗦𝗡𝗜𝗗𝗘𝗥 and 𝗧𝗢𝗡𝗬 𝗞𝗔𝗡𝗔𝗔𝗡 𝗚𝗥𝗔𝗛𝗔𝗠 𝗥𝗔𝗛𝗔𝗟 is now P9 in Laps Completed (3,215), passing 𝗔𝗟 𝗨𝗡𝗦𝗘𝗥 𝗝𝗥., 𝗚𝗢𝗥𝗗𝗢𝗡 𝗝𝗢𝗛𝗡𝗖𝗢𝗖𝗞, and 𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗜𝗢 𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗥𝗘𝗧𝗧𝗜 𝗥𝗔𝗛𝗔𝗟 is now T-P9 in Races Finished (13), passing 𝗔𝗟 𝗨𝗡𝗦𝗘𝗥 𝗝𝗥. 𝗧𝗔𝗞𝗨𝗠𝗔 𝗦𝗔𝗧𝗢 is now T-P9 in Races Finished (13), passing 𝗔𝗟 𝗨𝗡𝗦𝗘𝗥 𝗝𝗥. 𝗦𝗔𝗡𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗢 𝗙𝗘𝗥𝗥𝗨𝗖𝗖𝗜 is now T-P13 in Top 10s (8), passing 9 drivers who have 7 total 𝗦𝗔𝗧𝗢 is now P13 in Laps Completed (3,025),passing 𝗔𝗥𝗜𝗘 𝗟𝗨𝗬𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗬𝗞, 𝗕𝗨𝗗𝗗𝗬 𝗟𝗔𝗭𝗜𝗘𝗥, and 𝗥𝗬𝗔𝗡 𝗛𝗨𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗥-𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗬 𝗥𝗔𝗛𝗔𝗟 is now T-P14 in Starts (19), passing 𝗟𝗟𝗢𝗬𝗗 𝗥𝗨𝗕𝗬, 𝗥𝗢𝗚𝗘𝗥 𝗠𝗰𝗖𝗟𝗨𝗦𝗞𝗘𝗬, and 𝗧𝗢𝗠 𝗦𝗡𝗘𝗩𝗔 𝗪𝗜𝗟𝗟 𝗣𝗢𝗪𝗘𝗥 is now T-P14 in Starts (19), passing 𝗟𝗟𝗢𝗬𝗗 𝗥𝗨𝗕𝗬, 𝗥𝗢𝗚𝗘𝗥 𝗠𝗰𝗖𝗟𝗨𝗦𝗞𝗘𝗬, and 𝗧𝗢𝗠 𝗦𝗡𝗘𝗩𝗔 𝗥𝗬𝗔𝗡 𝗛𝗨𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗥-𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗬 is now P15 in Laps Completed (2,966), passing 𝗔𝗥𝗜𝗘 𝗟𝗨𝗬𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗬𝗞 𝗣𝗔𝗧𝗢 𝗢'𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗗 is now T-P18 in Top 5s (5), passing 13 drivers who have 4 total 𝗝𝗢𝗦𝗘𝗙 𝗡𝗘𝗪𝗚𝗔𝗥𝗗𝗘𝗡 is now P18 in Laps Completed (2,753), passing 𝗠𝗜𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗘𝗟 𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗥𝗘𝗧𝗧𝗜 𝗛𝗨𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗥-𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗬 is now T-P18 in Starts (18), passing 𝗔𝗥𝗜𝗘 𝗟𝗨𝗬𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗬𝗞, 𝗗𝗜𝗖𝗞 𝗦𝗜𝗠𝗢𝗡, and 𝗣𝗔𝗡𝗖𝗛𝗢 𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗦𝗔𝗧𝗢 is now T-P22 in Starts (17), passing 𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗧 𝗠𝗜𝗟𝗟𝗘𝗥, 𝗖𝗟𝗜𝗙𝗙 𝗕𝗘𝗥𝗚𝗘𝗥𝗘, and 𝗠𝗜𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗘𝗟 𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗥𝗘𝗧𝗧𝗜 𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗢𝗥 𝗗𝗔𝗟𝗬 is now T-P22 in Races Finished (9) 𝗔𝗟𝗘𝗫 𝗣𝗔𝗟𝗢𝗨 is now T-P27 in Top 10s (6) 𝗣𝗔𝗧𝗢 is now T-P27 in Top 10s (6) 𝗦𝗔𝗧𝗢 is now T-P27 in Top 10s (6) 𝗡𝗘𝗪𝗚𝗔𝗥𝗗𝗘𝗡 is now T-P29 in Starts (15) 𝗝𝗔𝗖𝗞 𝗛𝗔𝗥𝗩𝗘𝗬 is now T-P31 in Races Finished (8) 𝗙𝗘𝗥𝗥𝗨𝗖𝗖𝗜 is now T-P31 in Races Finished (8) 𝗣𝗔𝗟𝗢𝗨 is now P33 in Laps Led (192) 𝗗𝗔𝗟𝗬 is now P36 in Laps Completed (2,068) 𝗗𝗔𝗟𝗬 is now T-P46 in Starts (13) 𝗔𝗟𝗘𝗫𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥 𝗥𝗢𝗦𝗦𝗜 is now T-P49 in Laps Completed (1,905) #INDYCAR #INDY500 *𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘶𝘯𝘰𝘧𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘴 𝘬𝘦𝘱𝘵 𝘣𝘺 𝘮𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘢𝘧𝘧𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘐𝘯𝘥𝘺𝘊𝘢𝘳 𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘥 𝘬𝘦𝘦𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘤𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘴
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Weather be damned, we're racing!
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