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Not the Governor of Florida. Game Dev Stuff: @RobDGameDev Probably gonna be some dog pics...

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Treehouse Of Horror IV
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Trump: "Only I can make this promise to you: If the Republicans win the House and Senate, I will issue a dividend to every adult citizen in the United States of America for $5,000"
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Stock Trades by Presidents Since 1990 During Term: Probably nothing.
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Rob DeSantis retweeted
Microdosing hell by being aware and literate
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Boots Riley is developing a film adaptation of ‘MR BURNS: A POST-ELECTRIC PLAY’ The stage play follows survivors of an apocalypse who recount ‘The Simpsons’ episode “Cape Feare” to distract themselves & later form a travelling theatre company that performs Simpsons episodes.
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happy world mental health day
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Rob DeSantis retweeted
Pretty cool that both parties are devoting huge amounts of financial and political capital to redrawing electoral maps instead of, like, doing things voters want.
DONALD TRUMP, IF YOU DO NOT STAND DOWN, WE WILL BE FORCED TO LEAD AN EFFORT TO REDRAW THE MAPS IN CA TO OFFSET THE RIGGING OF MAPS IN RED STATES. BUT IF THE OTHER STATES CALL OFF THEIR REDISTRICTING EFFORTS, WE WILL DO THE SAME. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
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Young male college grads are now jobless at the same rate as non-grads, per FT:
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This app is increasingly an insane asylum, you can almost hear the grunting as people gleefully hit RT on the most obvious lies and partisan slop.
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I live in a Van Gogh down by the river!
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Ooh, January 1st. Better get going on those taxes, Neddy!
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This data is the biggest electoral black pill. Voters know nothing! It’s all vibes!
Replying to @BenBartlettt
Voters estimate that 21% of the country is trans! today.yougov.com/politics/ar…
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No T.V, No beer, & No candy makes Homer go something something. #SpookySeason 🎃 🍬 #TheSimpsonsGoats #TheSimpsons #SimpsonsForever
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I think about this scene all the time The Simpsons, 1994
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happy Mother’s Day
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"Will this horrible year never end?" #HappyNewYear
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A story about a person having an accidental gun discharge at a baseball game and the gun was snuck in by someone who camouflaged with their fatness is the most "this is America" story maybe ever.
As I reported on @ESPN1000 just now… the shooting at Guaranteed Rate Field during a #WhiteSox game was indeed an accidental discharge by one of the women “grazed” by the bullet. She reportedly snuck the gun in past metal detectors hiding it in the folds of her belly fat.
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I stand with @RobDeSantis for President.
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