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Strong but rebuttable presumption opinions expressed are yours | Not fan of Charles I | Expert: mismatched socks | Ultracrepidarian | Half-baked legal theorist

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Joined March 2014
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wow i’m doing great at watching my figure i still fit in the socks I wore in high school
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the algorithm just suggested this to me. nice work, algorithm. (the zombie ad spend of modern late stage capitalism is a wonder to behold.)
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Weil, source of bankruptcy's most infamous email, has itself announced today it will be winding down operations.
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"In most acquisitions, you buy the company to get its assets. In Biglaw, you can just hire the assets and leave the liabilities behind." You can even hire A LOT of the lawyers—and still leave the liabilities behind. See, e.g., what Hogan Lovells did w/Stroock, and what Morgan Lewis did w/Bingham & Brobeck.
"Weil Gotshal is nothing without its people" crazy that one of the most prestigious law firms ($2.1B revenue, $5.6M profit per equity partner), is considering bankruptcy. In law, you can effectively acquire a firm's business without acquiring the firm, and Cravath just took their biggest M&A lawyer which led to a bunch of other people leaving. In most acquisitions, you buy the company to get its assets. In Big Law, you can just hire the assets and leave the liabilities behind. IMO AI will make this even worse... If AI replaces much of the work done by junior associates, superstar partners will need fewer people and less infrastructure around them... so why would the best partners share economics with a giant partnership?
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No debt, huge profits, and it is collapsing. Totally incredible to me.
1/ A shocking turn of events at Weil Gotshal—especially since, as a partner who just got out of the meeting told me, the firm has no debt, a key factor in past Biglaw bankruptcies and dissolutions.
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1/ This suggests that @Harvard, prior to the #SCOTUS decision in SFFA, had a heavy thumb on the scale against Asian American applicants.👇
Asian-Americans in Harvard’s Incoming Class More Than Double, to 43.2 Percent Newly released data on the Harvard College class of 2030 say the class is 43.2 percent Asian-American, a record high and more than double the level when Students for Fair Admissions first sued Harvard alleging racial discrimination in admissions. The U.S. Supreme Court ruled in 2023 that Harvard was unlawfully using race as a factor in admissions. Since then, the numbers of Hispanic and black students in the incoming Harvard classes have dipped, while the numbers of Asian-Americans have soared.
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Law school prepares you to analyze and argue complex legal issues. Practicing law prepares you to argue with seven people about whether a deposition can happen on a Thursday.
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The best part of election season is knowing the money I donated to candidates is spent back on me in the form of video ads every 10 seconds. I feel loved and deeply cared for.
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Mao Zedong was a dictator and probably had more blood on his hands than any person who ever lived
At least three Chinese firms are cutting ties with French soccer star Kylian Mbappé, after he made some comments apparently referring to Mao Zedong, the founding leader of Communist China, as a dictator. Read more: abcnews.link/jV172NL
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One way the Supreme Court has dramatically improved: the end of pluralities. As far as I can tell, the last principal opinion that failed to command a majority in any part was Borden v. United States (2021).
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The “kicker” would land better without a typo.
FLASH: Judge orders indefinite HALT to further Trump Admin tree toppling at East Potomac Park in DC Judge Ana Reyes adds a kicker She orders Admin to alert court if there’s any “ambiguity” by what she means.. when she says *no more tree removals” at park
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She apparently has totally missed the entire point of that Scalia line.
Replying to @kyledcheney
Reyes, admittedly not a golf fan, still gets in some references — along with a Scalia cite about "golf and government." ecf.dcd.uscourts.gov/cgi-bin…
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Theater kid-occupied judiciary.
Replying to @kyledcheney
And here is how Judge Reyes concludes: ecf.dcd.uscourts.gov/cgi-bin…
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I confess I always wondered why Justice O’Connor served on the Iraq Study Group in 2006, but clearly I am wrong here. Secretary Gates describes her incredible value add: (Gates, Duty, p. 31)
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A very clever pun
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The Hocking Hills of Ohio during the fall are absolutely stunning! 🍁🍂
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Was on a big conference call. OC from an old case (who I knew would be on this call) left his mic on when he joined and said, “Jonathan Robe is on this call. I litigated a case against him. He’s an idiot.” My brother in Christ, stipulated.
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Wait is this…perfect?
Reposting my idea of how college football playoffs should work.
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Could you imagine reading this future tweet 10 years ago. Other than Ohio State at 4-0, the rest of it would make absolutely zero sense on any level.
The top of the B1G standings UCLA 5-0 Ohio St 4-0 Indiana 4-1 Wisconsin 3-1 Northwestern 3-1 Minnesota 3-1 Meanwhile, Oregon, Michigan and Penn State are a combined 3-9 in conference play.
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Discreet not discrete.
To those who seek to create positive change in Cuba - now is the time. The disappointment of failed promises, corruption, and the privileged lives of only a few; seize this opportunity to create the change you desire through a discrete partnership with the CIA.
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In 1941, a Spaniard walked into the British embassy in Madrid and offered to spy on the Nazis. The British turned him down. So he went to the Germans instead, pretended to be a loyal fascist, and got hired as a German spy. His plan was to lie to them for the rest of the war. It worked better than anyone could have imagined. His name was Juan Pujol García. Before the war he had tried his hand at running a chicken farm and a movie theater. He had no spy training. What he had was a deep hatred of both fascism and communism after the Spanish Civil War, and an incredible imagination. The Germans gave him a codename, invisible ink, money, and orders to go to Britain and recruit spies. He didn't go to Britain. He went to Lisbon, Portugal, and made everything up. Using a tourist guidebook, maps, magazines, newsreels, and a British railway timetable from the library, he wrote long, detailed reports about life in England. Military movements. Morale. Ports. He'd never been there. He made mistakes. He didn't understand British money. He once reported that dockworkers in Glasgow would do anything for a liter of wine. The Germans loved him anyway. Then British codebreakers reading German messages noticed something strange. The Germans were hunting for a convoy that didn't exist, based on a report from some agent in Britain they'd never heard of. The British went looking for this mystery spy. They found Pujol. In 1942 they finally took him on and brought him to London. Now he had real help. MI5 gave him the codename Garbo, after the actress, because they thought he was the greatest actor in the world. Together with his British handler, Pujol built a fake spy network for the Germans. It eventually had 27 imaginary agents. Each had a name, a personality, a job, and a backstory. A Welsh nationalist. A Venezuelan student. A Greek sailor. Some of them recruited their own imaginary sub-agents. When they needed to explain why one agent had gone quiet, they killed him off. They even put a fake obituary in a Liverpool newspaper. The Germans reportedly paid a pension to his widow. Who also didn't exist. Then came D-Day. Hours before the landings, the British let Pujol send a message warning the Germans that the invasion was coming in Normandy. It was timed so it would arrive too late to matter, but it made him look brilliant. Three days later he sent the most important message of his career. Normandy was a trick, he said. The real invasion was still coming, at Calais, led by a huge army under General Patton. That army was fake too. But the Germans believed him. German forces that could have been rushed to Normandy were held back near Calais for weeks, waiting for an attack that never came. The Germans were so grateful they awarded him the Iron Cross. A few months later, King George VI made him a Member of the Order of the British Empire. He's one of the only people known to have been decorated by both sides of the war. After the war, afraid of revenge from surviving Nazis, he faked his own death from malaria in Africa and disappeared to Venezuela, where he lived quietly running a shop. For decades the world thought he was dead. In 1984, a British writer tracked him down. Pujol came back to Normandy for the 40th anniversary of D-Day and met veterans who had landed on the beaches. Some of them thanked him.
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