@SamFictions

Wrecking ball with a heart of gold

 Pennsylvania, USA
Joined September 2013
  • Tweets4.6K
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  • Followers564
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Frank Escutcheon (Luigi from the North Side) retweeted
octopus/caveman@octopuscaveman11h
You can jack off in the bathrooms at Taco Bell
🤝 Paid partnership
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Susana L Bumparty@rawrmeow69420Oct 25
if you buy weird enough alcohol they do not even card you
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Gene Meyer@GeneMeyerLOLOct 26
Joy Division are a better t-shirt than they are a band.
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thom@jortsseason420Oct 26
this is what I imagine it would be like to have @SamFictions as your plumber
anna@annakatherines_Oct 25
Guy came to steam clean my mattress and was like “you have so many things! You do not need so many things. None of it matters in the end.” And I was like. thank you steam clean mattress guy
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Cat-47@the47catOct 25
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Bodie 2@bodietwoOct 23
I hope a grand piano is dropped on top of me and I am killed in an instant
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off the damn loud@gramofmidOct 22
Mane who tf calling me from The Cran 🤦‍♂️
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Cat-47@the47catOct 22
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rose@roramdinOct 21
They should offer self euthanasia through the McDonald’s app
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monkey car@PrimateVehicleOct 21
Ear nose and throat day at the gym
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Fiona@FionaSmallOct 21
Pope Leo:
Pope Crave
@ClubConcraveOct 21
Pope Leo declared free of cancer, says Vatican
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FastFoodRembrandt.onion@solminingpunkOct 20
New bracelet
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Knucklehead McSpazatron. ☁️@TotallyNotRJOct 20
Replying to @SamFictions
My fwtd splatter vinyl came in 20 years late coated in clearly dried saliva and packaged with a used condom and I said thank you Mr. Fictions mwah love you Mr. Fictions I don’t see the issue
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Mike@ProgProOct 18
Soulja Boy
@souljaboyOct 18
What’s happening in France is a wake-up call to the entire world. 🌍 The cost of living keeps rising while everyday people struggle to survive. People are tired of working hard just to barely get by. Governments need to start listening to the people before frustration turns into chaos. 💯🙏🏽
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seamus@fen_lonOct 17
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Lin-Manuel Rwanda@facebookvillainOct 16
I was there and it sucked ass. anyone who tells you otherwise has missed multiple child support payments
WBR@W_B_RickOct 15
Imagine being a white boy in 2004 when that Jay-Z Linkin Park album dropped
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sarah@cruelonlyOct 16
Florida Panthers
@FlaPanthersOct 16
OUR HAT TRICK HERO
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Lin-Manuel Rwanda@facebookvillainOct 17
it's just a hard ass pic. goes bananas
in/carvery/out@volvicstorm98Oct 17
I just realised my dad had that one picture of malcolm X with the gun in the house my whole childhood despite bein a perfectly run of the mill British small c conservative. What the fuck did he mean by that actually
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sofi ★@rablotsOct 14
cuando la peor persona que conoces tiene un buen punto
GPC@GPC_GloballOct 13
🇰🇵🇮🇱 North Korean leader Kim Jong Un: "Israel is not a country... It's a terrorist project backed by Washington." xitter.cf/X_Global_tv/status/210…
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ron mexico@troop_haterOct 15
I don’t want to “set up a passkey” I want to be killed in a memorable way
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