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Standup Comedian. Temu Weird Al. Softer Worse Slower Weaker. Spooky Scary Pronouns. Formerly tumblr famous. [email protected]

Austin, TX
Joined June 2018
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I'm sorry, are you telling me Steve Jobs has a daughter named Eve Jobs
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It's here! Our newest game is here HOLY SHIT AAAAAA. CHECK IT OUT OR ILL CRY OR PUKE, I DON'T KNOW. Link in second tweet since haha.
Galvanized is here! Dropping into Early Access RIGHT NOW! We have been working very hard on this one and we're so excited to show you all! Thanks for all the love and support. Link in next tweet.
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I own the trademarks for DUSK and NEW BLOOD pay up MIYAZAKI
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Imagining her angrily packing all her clothes in a thimble and hitting the road
TMZ reports that Kanye West and Bianca Censori have split.
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not sure if I know anyone near Ann Arbor, Michigan, but I will be there in a few weeks for Tree Town Comedy Festival and got some dope shows!
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Oligargle has entered the lexicon
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Hey @YouTube, what was the controversy? Must not have been that bad if it was only a six month break. Please enlighten me.
YouTube has officially remonetized Dr Disrespect's channel 6 months after his controversy
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I love how every website has a "[✔️] Keep me signed in on this computer" button and it's just straight up bullshit lol
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Me: It's 2am go to sleep Brain: Sean Bean doesnt make any sense Me: what Brain: Why isn't it pronounced either Seen Bean or Shawn Byawn? Me: I don't care Brain: Well I'm not letting you sleep until we find out
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mfw people like "killing all CEOs is good, actually"
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H - nothing wrong with me O - nothing wrong with me T - nothing wrong with me T - NOTHING WRONG WITH ME O - something's got to give G - something's got to give O - SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE NOWWWWWW
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Yes we made @NewBlood arcade cabs for SXSW Sydney and YES the FAITH one has a cross for a joystick ✝️
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“yeah man im actually part cherokee”
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gentlemen, we have a job to do, and don't worry it's only once per year
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ITS PIKACHU
Kamala Harris is expected to announce her pick for vice president as early as Monday.
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I love not having an HOA so much. I am a straight libertarian when it comes to yards.
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PUBLIC ALPHA for my CHAO GARDEN-INSPIRED game called BOBO BAY goes LIVE on STEAM THURSDAY 🚨🚨🚨 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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My step dad is an “independent” which is a Republican who wants to keep having sex with a liberal woman
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Trans rights are my wrongs
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