A man of mystery and power, whose power is exceeded only by his mystery. My hobbies are breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Who else are you going to follow? Really?
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Joined June 2009
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Talking big when 90% of your beauty can be wiped away by a towel is wild business π
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1. I will not apologise to you just because I want peace to reign when you are the one who wronged me. Iβd rather lose the relationship. If you cannot hold yourself accountable, you are not the person for me.
2. I do not tolerate disrespect. Not even as a joke. Especially not as a joke.
3. If you have a problem with cooking for your partner, Iβm not the person for you.
4. You donβt ever have to worry about cooking because itβs one of the things I genuinely enjoy doing. However, this doesnβt negate what I said in number three.
5. Unless you are deep into fitness like me and are posting your gains, you cannot be posting your bum on social media. Iβm not a βmatureβ boyfriend.
6. My obligation is to treat you right and love you softly, genuinely, and intentionally. But if you cannot reciprocate that energy, Iβll leave you.
7. You cannot have a male bestie under my regime.
8. Dates are important to me. I will initiate, plan, and pay for most of them, but you must also initiate, plan, and pay for some dates. Iβm a baby boy too.
9. If I tell you that something you did hurt me, donβt tell me itβs not that deep. I will not let you gaslight or manipulate me into questioning my feelings. Donβt dismiss my feelings, ever.
10. Cheating is a deal-breaker. I will not forgive you for it.
11. Access to phones is important to me. This doesnβt mean Iβm interested in going through your phone, but if you suddenly start guarding it around me, Iβll assume youβre hiding something.
12. I donβt want to hear about what your ex did for you. If you keep bringing him or your exes up unnecessarily, I will leave you.
13. I like sex, and Iβm considerate. I also understand that I donβt own your body. However, if my sexual needs are consistently neglected, Iβll leave you.
14. Even when you are angry, talk to me softly. We can disagree without being cruel to each other. Donβt raise your voice at me, talk to me like a decent adult.
15. If you need a break from the relationship, please donβt come back.
16. Donβt use a breakup as a threat, a weapon, or a joke whenever we have a minor misunderstanding. If you tell me you want to end the relationship, I will respect your decision, and there will be no coming back from it.
Bo$$π°πͺπΊπ¬πΉπΏ retweeted
Is he done ranting about the 24K I pay for his housing scam because kuna hii 43k I pay every month for his SHA scam we also need to discuss. Tukimaliza hio ndio tuongee juu ya the 500k in PAYE he takes every single month and splashes on tea and mandazi pale state house all the while insulting us the taxpayers that carry the burden of his greed. In 2027 we are cutting the fat out of our budget to bring relief to all Kenyan workers. The housing levy will go with Ruto.
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This is me right now. Two years ago I was shot during the June 25 Gen Z protests. I've been living with a spinal cord injury since, and I self-catheterize because of neurogenic bladder.
That led to recurring UTIs and sepsis. Today I successfully underwent surgery at Emory Hospital Nairobi to remove a bladder stone at my left vesico-ureteric junction (5x7mm). The fragments were removed. I'm recovering now with some pain and bleeding, which the doctors say is normal.
@VOCALAfrica_ helped me get here, and I'm grateful. But I still need medication, physiotherapy and follow-up care. I still haven't received any government compensation.
I'm sharing this because I need help for what comes next. Any support means everything. ππ½
mchanga.africa/fundraiser/15β¦β οΏ½
@Honeyfarsafi @DrBKhalwale @husskhalid @Dr_AustinOmondi
Bo$$π°πͺπΊπ¬πΉπΏ retweeted
If you have ever been car jacked, whether while using a PSV or private means, then you know car jackers are merciless and a bunch of people destined to hell whichever way possible.
Antony Ochieng was a car jacker.
WE have heard the story of what has happened to him while in the hands of the Police.
What WE are yet to hear is the story of his victims while he was in charge.
For the record, I am glad Antony Ochieng is dead. Given the opportunity, I would have killed him myself whether I would be the Police or his victim or neither.
I have been car jacked once in a PSV. That was at 1706 hours on Sunday 5 May 2013 along Outering Road. I was discovered unconscious by GSU Officers manning the gate at the North Airport Road. I had to undergo surgery thus moved all the way from Embakasi to AAR 4th Ngong Avenue. It took me 14 months to settle that bill. But to this day, I still bear the deep mark inflicted by a sharp metallic object on the back of my head (kisogo). It does not pain. It does interfere with my life. It's does affect my brain. But whenever I go for a hair cut, it is a constant reminder of what happened to me on Sunday 5 May 2013.
Interestingly, I only had KES 200 with which I was to get to town, buy supper, then head to UON Halls of Residence.
I was sober. I didn't present any resistance. I was not even the target. The lady next to me was. And the car jackers were just after her KES 200,000. She did not live to see Monday 6 May 2013.
The car jackers took our money, phones, ATM cards, ID cards, watches, earrings, wallets, trousers and skirts (we were left with above the groin wear), matatu keys, and slashed the tires. We thought incapacitating us was enough. Then they turned on us. They beat us mercilessly and left most of us unconscious. The lady got the bullet.
So, I lived to tell my experience.
Maybe, some or most of Antony Ochieng's victims will never get that opportunity.
Crime doesn't pay.
WE SHALL all die. WE are headed there anyway. But Antony Ochieng has gone before us. And, Kenya is less 1 car jaker.
^MP ποΈ π°πͺ
Antony Ochieng was arrested by DCI officers from Kasarani police Station, all videos are clear showing police officers arresting him, only for the same officers to come out and claim he died in a road accident. Who is fooling whoπ€π€π€π€πππππ. How did someone at the hands of pokice officers die in a road accident?
Bo$$π°πͺπΊπ¬πΉπΏ retweeted
I had to go find it so I can show yall LMFAOOOO she was genuinely IN FEAR im crying
They're both running hard as hell πππ
Bo$$π°πͺπΊπ¬πΉπΏ retweeted
I lost my virginity at 11 my big cousins used to fuck the shit out of me at my grandma house. as I got older it started to feel weird only because they be moving like it never happened I remember I told one of my boy cousins who around my age & that nigga was like βYOU TOO?β
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Mtu wa kinyozi anamaliza kuninyoa anaweka kitambaa kwa maji moto yenye imetoka kwa electric kettle alafu ananirushia kwa kichwa juu ameshindwa kuishikilia na mikono..imebidi tulimane mangumi
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A Kenyan woman criticises police after she says she was arrested for wearing a T-shirt featuring the Kenyan flag.
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Just imagine for a moment if the Iranian president stood up at the UN, imagine if Ahmadinejad had come to the UNGA, and said: βDo I annihilate the Jewish state, and do it quickly? Do I drive Israel into hell?β
Imagine the Western and global and media response and outcry.
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Dear Michelle Obama.
Since you canβt seem to remember how blessed you are let me school your muthafuckin miserable ass.
You are married to the first Black president in American history.
You are the first Black First Lady in American history.
Because of that, you and Barack left the White House with a net worth of over $100 million.
Your Black ass got a multi-million-dollar book deal.
You and your gay ass husband walked away with a $60 million Netflix deal.
Yall own mansions.
Yall own beachfront property.
Yall own stock in major corporations.
Yalls kids and grandkids and great grandkids are set for life.
And yet you got the muthafuckin nerve to still be going on that fucked up podcast of yours whining like you picking cotton in 1855 instead of sipping champagne in Marthaβs Vineyard.
No Black American woman will ever be as privileged as you are bitch.
So sit your ungrateful, race-hustling ass down and thank the country you spent 8 years shitting on.
America gave you EVERYTHING skank.
The least you could do is shut the fuck up and smile about it ho.
Bo$$π°πͺπΊπ¬πΉπΏ retweeted
Hapo Luthuli kuna duka ya nguo sijui inakuanga 3rd floor kwa corner wanauza nguo mzuri sana.Nilienda nikashika jeans moja hatari sana nikaonyeshwa changing room nikaingia na nyuma kama Ngiri.
Nikachomoa ile trouser yangu nkarusha chini then nikaskia baridi ingine hatari upande ya nyuma buana nkassume nkadhani ni zile shimo ziko kwa my 4 year old sambusa.
It's until nmemaliza kufit ndio naangalia nyuma naona ile stage ya kwenda Westlands Kinoo na Regen buana.Kumbe nmekuwa nikipanua isundi kwa balcony naonyesha makanga hapo Archives.Kwa ufupi nasema Luthuli kila kitu ni ukora.
Bo$$π°πͺπΊπ¬πΉπΏ retweeted
I lived in Dubai. A black man will not fuck a native Emirati girl, even if sheβs a divorced woman, and get away with it if they find out. They might lose your life over that.
Itβs called Arab supremacy. But we donβt hear about that.
Bo$$π°πͺπΊπ¬πΉπΏ retweeted
They called me a madman...
France is collapsing, 9.8 million of her citizens are now below the poverty line.
Dear Burkina Faso, Niger and Mali, stay united, hold fort, you are winning.
Long live the revolution.
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You can see the Feminism leaving their body.
Women are now being mobilized in Ukraine. Good times will be had by all.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The video shows Kyiv municipal guards and police removing ecology protesters blocking a heating pipeline construction site in Teremky, not military mobilization. Ukraine conducts no compulsory conscription of women, who serve voluntarily.
censor.net/en/news/402467β¦
hromadske.ua/suspilstvo/271β¦
pravda.com.ua/eng/news/2026/β¦
cpd.gov.ua/en/internationβ¦
Bo$$π°πͺπΊπ¬πΉπΏ retweeted
My guy cancelled his girlfriendβs flight to Canada one hour before departure, right there at MMIA Airport.
I've been offline since, bcoz I had to drop my guy off at the MMIA airport today.
Bro had worked more than two jobs for three years to save for his relocation and had bought two economy tickets because he planned to take her with him, they've been dating for 5 years.
Then she looked at the tickets and said....
βEconomy? After all the money youβve saved? How am I supposed to post us leaving in economy? It looks cheap, how can I post that on snap, I don really make mouth oβ
He didn't argue...this guy stepped aside, opened the airline app and cancelled her booking.
I thought he was joking...
She thought he was joking too until the cancellation email hit her phone.
βWhat did you do?!β
He picked up his luggage and said
βYouβre right....You deserve business class and I canβt afford it, so Iβm going alone.β