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SeltzerPapi

@SeltzerPapi

I'm that cat by the bar toasting to the good life

 Brooklyn, NY
Joined February 2011
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Mano (@manosundaresan) profile pictureMano@manosundaresanOct 29
Need E-40 to say Yaxel Lendeborg
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Pop Base (@PopBase) profile picturePop Base
@PopBaseOct 26
Last Ditch, also known as the "COVID-conscious Western Massachusetts lesbian bar," is closing effective immediately.
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britt@beemillzSep 24
ms rachel the realest white bitch alive now that dolly gone
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jeremiah@buzzcutluvrSep 21
what did japan do to ever deserve this
Gabe ✩ ᒼᴿᴶ (@lastthingtwice) profile pictureGabe ✩ ᒼᴿᴶ
@lastthingtwiceSep 20
Yes (Japan Bonus Track for 'Night')
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erin 🍑 (@maizie_star) profile picture
erin 🍑@maizie_starSep 14
idk how to boycott ed sheeran more than i already am but i’ll have to find a way
Pop Base (@PopBase) profile picturePop Base
@PopBaseSep 14
Macklemore says Ed Sheeran and his team decided to remove him from tour due to his comments in support of Palestine, after Kraft Group rallied stadium owners and gave Ed an ultimatum: “[Ed] told me that the words ‘Free Palestine’ and the image of the Palestinian flag were hurtful to a lot of people he spoke with. I told him that if those words were more offensive than tens of thousands of Palestinian children being killed by Israel, then there was a fundamental disconnect between where those people stood and where I stood. But he couldn't get past his public facing, ‘I don't take sides.’”
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Curtis Sliwa giving the opening speech at my funeral
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Every Paul Thomas Anderson Movie Described by Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia Episodes(I didn’t make this)
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essam
@itsallentropyAug 19
Keeping this one in reserve for the next drinking session with the lads
𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖊 🕯 (@atlanticesque) profile picture𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖊 🕯
@atlanticesque19 Oct 2025
John Thompson has been studying the guqin—a silk string zither—and classical Chinese music since 1974. Here he is with Hong Kong filmmaker Lau Shing Hon performing a drinking song first published 1589 and attributed to third-century poet Ruan Ji: Jiu Kuang (Wine Mad)
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Tony Soprano crying to “Nightcall” by Kavinsky
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i love you AI Eric Adams Chinese grape drink recipe video
Prognoz Pogodi (@PPogodi) profile picturePrognoz Pogodi
@PPogodiJul 10
Low alcohol, slightly tipsy, tasty and also doesn’t go to the head. This summer, it’s this one #goodlooking
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Andrew Barber
@fakeshoredriveJul 4
Everyone please rise for the singing of our national anthem 🇺🇸 🎆 🦅
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Underdog
@UnderdogJul 1
Romelu Lukaku whenever he subs in for Belgium
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Sliwa has always knocked @stoolpresidente out of the mayoral race
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Janty (@CFC_Janty) profile picture
Janty
@CFC_JantyMay 30
The dopamine of scrolling through Twitter after Arsenal lose
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LILAFRIMANE (@LORAFRIMANEE) profile picture
LILAFRIMANE@LORAFRIMANEEMay 13
rip jason collins
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dean (@DeanIsReal_) profile picture
dean@DeanIsReal_May 3
Janelle | Sports Data (@itsNellzz) profile pictureJanelle | Sports Data
@itsNellzzApr 30
All I know is Knicks not beating my Celtics this year ☺️
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Reid Wiseman@astro_reidApr 19
Only one chance in this lifetime… Like watching sunset at the beach from the most foreign seat in the cosmos, I couldn’t resist a cell phone video of Earthset. You can hear the shutter on the Nikon as @Astro_Christina is hammering away on 3-shot brackets and capturing those exceptional Earthset photos through the 400mm lens. @AstroVicGlover was in window 3 watching with @Astro_Jeremy next to him. I could barely see the Moon through the docking hatch window but the iPhone was the perfect size to catch the view…this is uncropped, uncut with 8x zoom which is quite comparable to the view of the human eye. Enjoy.
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there’s always something great coming out in 7 months and for that reason I will continue living
DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) profile pictureDiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmApr 14
The first trailer for ‘GODZILLA MINUS ZERO’ has been released. In theaters on November 6.
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‘Please stand away from the platform edge.’ A voice every New Yorker knows and today, we’re proud to celebrate Bernie Wagenblast on Trans Day of Visibility. Visibility matters in our transit system and across our city
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clickholebot@clickholebotMar 26
Building a time machine to go back to 1991 and tell Mira Nair that she needs to fly to America before she gives birth
Ben Burgis (@BenBurgis) profile pictureBen Burgis
@BenBurgisMar 25
Zohran riffing in response to a heckler:
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