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I'm that cat by the bar toasting to the good life

Brooklyn, NY
Joined February 2011
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Being a Cleveland Browns fan
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Need E-40 to say Yaxel Lendeborg
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Last Ditch, also known as the "COVID-conscious Western Massachusetts lesbian bar," is closing effective immediately.
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ms rachel the realest white bitch alive now that dolly gone
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what did japan do to ever deserve this
Yes (Japan Bonus Track for 'Night')
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idk how to boycott ed sheeran more than i already am but i’ll have to find a way
Macklemore says Ed Sheeran and his team decided to remove him from tour due to his comments in support of Palestine, after Kraft Group rallied stadium owners and gave Ed an ultimatum: “[Ed] told me that the words ‘Free Palestine’ and the image of the Palestinian flag were hurtful to a lot of people he spoke with. I told him that if those words were more offensive than tens of thousands of Palestinian children being killed by Israel, then there was a fundamental disconnect between where those people stood and where I stood. But he couldn't get past his public facing, ‘I don't take sides.’”
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Side note: we need both of these guys in more work
"They've sent 15 staffers over last 2 years" lol this as a side plot in Silicon Valley
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Curtis Sliwa giving the opening speech at my funeral
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Every Paul Thomas Anderson Movie Described by Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia Episodes(I didn’t make this)
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Keeping this one in reserve for the next drinking session with the lads
John Thompson has been studying the guqin—a silk string zither—and classical Chinese music since 1974. Here he is with Hong Kong filmmaker Lau Shing Hon performing a drinking song first published 1589 and attributed to third-century poet Ruan Ji: Jiu Kuang (Wine Mad)
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Tony Soprano crying to “Nightcall” by Kavinsky
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Off the dome: Gone Girl, Anora, Oldboy, Marty Supreme, Obsession, and Deliverance
Name 1 good movie with a sex scene that isn't pointless and has narrative significance
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Please don’t show this to Phoebe Bridgers
Peanuts Halloween Gang Sherpa Pullover from Kohls
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I’ve lived so many lives since this moment
It has officially been a whole decade since Hillary Clinton launched “Pokemon Go to the Polls” into the zeitgeist in Annandale, VA on July 14, 2016. Sit with that for a minute.
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i love you AI Eric Adams Chinese grape drink recipe video
Low alcohol, slightly tipsy, tasty and also doesn’t go to the head. This summer, it’s this one #goodlooking
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Everyone please rise for the singing of our national anthem 🇺🇸 🎆 🦅
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The metaphors write themselves these days
The stage is falling apart at the rehearsal for Freedom 250's July 4th celebration.
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Romelu Lukaku whenever he subs in for Belgium
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Sliwa has always knocked @stoolpresidente out of the mayoral race
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Thank you for your service @Kazeem. You and the Etsy Witches are getting a banner raised
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The dopamine of scrolling through Twitter after Arsenal lose
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