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Crypto. LFC. OCD powered. Batman fan. Superhero fan. Heir to the Iron Throne. Harry Potter.

Moon, PA
Joined November 2020
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James Gunn was supposed to save DC. Instead, look at the mess. 1. His first DC film, The Suicide Squad, grossed just $168M worldwide against a reported $185M budget. 2.He announced his new DCU slate while Shazam! 2, Blue Beetle, Aquaman 2 and other DCEU projects were still awaiting release, creating uncertainty about the franchise's future. 3.Superman & Lois was ended partly because Warner Bros. didn't want competing Superman projects, according to the CW's president. 4.His Superman made $618M worldwide, failing to surpass Man of Steel's roughly $668M worldwide gross. 5.Supergirl grossed just $126M worldwide, while Clayface opened to weak numbers. 6.And now, years into the reboot, Gunn is launching podcasts to clarify what's canon and what's not. Hope @davidellison and @ParamountPics looking at this mess closely.
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Ser Cryptonius Maximus retweeted
- Krypto, Peacemaker and John Stewart are the trinity of DCU - DCU kept a podcast of a DCEU movie who lost $100M - Polkadot Man series about another abusive parent in DCU James Gunn on a mission to finish DC forever 💯
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Holy shit. How’s that boycott going? Pretty fucking good that this dickhead is out here over explaining every single thing and making everything look even worse.
I’m crying bro knows the dcu timeline is a mess and makes no sense 😂
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Good lord the amount of piss these fans have to swallow in order to spin this shit positively is incredible.
CLAYFACE is really taking shape at the box office, grossing $3.4M domestic on Tuesday. That's up 47.8% from Monday, bringing its domestic total to $29.7M in just 5 days (Via @Luiz_Fernando_J)
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Hugging your Granny - Problematic Being a prostitute - Stunning and Brave
Sex work is work that many women, and men, willingly choose. Politicians should work to enact laws to protect those who are being exploited however they should not over reach into impacting bodily autonomy by claiming all sex work is not true consent. Just objectively untrue.
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Useful idiots.
🇧🇷Liberal Hollywood celebrities take part in video campaign to tell Brazilians to vote for socialist Lula Da Silva in the name of ‘democracy.’ Tilda Swinton, Javier Bardem and Mark Ruffalo have starred in a campaign supporting the far-left Brazilian President to stop ‘fascism.’
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DCU fans and Gunn fans in general are honestly so insanely stupid it’s hard to accurately describe just how so
The dick can't taste that good
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i don't understand why anyone is rooting for rebel moon to fail, their pretty good movies that pushes the boundaries of the genre in ways we rarely see yeah root for the r-rated space operas to fail so we only get the same corporate/formulaic sci-fi films going forward...?
i don't understand why anyone is rooting for clayface to fail, it's a pretty good movie that pushes the boundaries of the genre in ways we rarely see yeah root for the r-rated body horror to fail so we only get the same corporate/formulaic comic book films going forward...?
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This is absolutely perfect to explain why the quality of DC is in the shitter. What kind of way is this to operate?
Peter Safran discusses casting actors for multiple projects in the DCU: "We are always looking for volunteers and not recruits, and when people are volunteers, they tend to be open to making deals that are somewhat open-ended... They know we need more. It's never, “Just come do this one movie.”" (Source: @Collider)
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Calling Riley Gaines ugly doesn’t make Hunter Schafer any less male btw
oh she mogs you Riley😭😭
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You couldn't write this. 😂 #Clayface
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For those feigning concern about me being “punished” by Warner Bros., I haven’t been to a WB screening in nearly five years. I live 3 hours away from London, and the trip costs at least £150. No review is worth that much. So yeah, I don’t give a fuck. Just to clear that up. 👍🏻
#Clayface is uninspired and unoriginal. Outside of a great nightclub sequence, it’s neither a good horror movie (body horror is ruined by bad VFX) nor a good comic book movie (Gotham has no personality). Tom Rhys Harries is great, but that’s about it. Even Clayface looks bad. 😭
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We tried to tell you fucking hell
Estoy empezando a creer que tenian razon con respecto a Gunn.......
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They're the same picture
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Ser Cryptonius Maximus retweeted
Let @sydney_sweeney show up to the gym dressed in the clothes he was talking about… And see how quickly these same “outraged” women start agreeing with @Shanemgillis. It would make your head spin.
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I’m sure I’ve seen this play out before….
How do we feel about Matt Reeves stepping away from The Batman Part II? Steven Soderbergh will come into direct.
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I've been going to gyms in Ireland on and off for 15 years. There are far more women in gyms now, and it's not even close. Yes, they've gone from dressing sensibly to dressing in gym bikinis and full face make-up (like whores). It's not misogyny to describe a real phenomenon.
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Ash's Charizard vs Blaine's Magmar 🔥
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This was a Saturday morning cartoon PPV event.
Ash's Charizard vs Blaine's Magmar 🔥
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