Into Digital Advertising, tech stuff, entrepreneurship and all things web. And funny stuff. And my kids. Who are funny.

Calgary,Alberta,Canada
Joined April 2011
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"Scientology" is a combination of "scient-," meaning "science," and "-ology," meaning "science." And it just gets stupider from there.
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Vote for change. Vote for our sons. Vote for Joe.
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Whatever happens when Trump says "therapeutics" here is a strange moment in the video he posted this evening
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Look up what’s trending now on #ProudBoys. You’re welcome, Internet.
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The Biggest Football Match of the Year ✨ Watch the #UCLFinal between @FCBayernUS & @PSG_English 👇 xitter.cf/i/broadcasts/1rmxPYPeW…
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Sith Army Knife. #StarWars #RiseOfSkywalker
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Tech gifts you absolutely shouldn't buy for yourself or anyone else trib.al/8OVzGwq
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Daughter: What does gays mean? Me: Well you know mum and dad love each other - two men can love each other the same way Her: So what's 'penetrating gays'? Me: Er... read me the whole sentence Her: "She stared at him with a penetrating gaze" Me: Oh
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#Content is the heart of any decent modern #marketing strategy. Don’t just give it away, use it as bait. #CommsEvolution
hey #Shaw have you tried turning it off then turning it back on again
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to put 2016 into perspective, I hope the guy that was just released from a mental institution was able to talk some sense into our president
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Donate to help those affected by the fires in Fort McMurray bit.ly/24oNP3v #YMMFire
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Call me old fashioned, but sending a dick pic is disgusting and lazy. Real love means sending a nice bouquet of penises.
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not an uncommon example of humanity in SC: Leroy Smith helps white supremacist to shelter & water as heat bears down.
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The latest "Simpsons" couch gag was both insane and beautiful on.mash.to/10fZ3YQ
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"Privileged parents are driving vaccine refusal" ti.me/1tceM23
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So excited for the Apple Watch. For centuries, we’ve checked the time by looking at our phones. Having it on your wrist? Genius. #AppleLive
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Discovered @canva today. A super simple, intuitive design app for those of us who aren't photoshop conversant. bit.ly/1u1k8iP