(she/her) could be greta thunberg's bestie • settler • ⚽️❤️ • camper & hiker • urbanophile • mostly misanthropic xennial pollo-pesca

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Joined January 2009
"these edibles aint shit" me 45 minutes later:
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Bill Clinton: "I think Congress made a mistake not protesting turning the Rose Garden into what looks like the entrance to Liberace's bathroom"
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“Far left” and it’s just me saying a full time job should cover rent and groceries.
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Could you imagine any other president in the history of ever saying, "I dont give a damn" about people suffering from high gas prices? Honestly, how is this guy's approval rating anything but zero?
🚨 Trump on people suffering at the pump from high gas prices: "I don't give a damn. I'm gonna say it. We're making a freaking fortune."
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of course Jared Kushner is corrupt and slimy. look at his gross little face ew
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Holy shit. Dutch intelligence has uncovered Jared Kushner’s role as a Mossad agent.
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Kushner also failed to disclose himself as an agent of a foreign government, having been paid nearly $2 billion in total by foreign leaders. trib.al/iVl4J9l
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This guy is going to win an oscar
nathan fielder in a try not to laugh challenge
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What a wonderful celebration of hockey 🍁
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como me siento cuando me maquillo el grano que me salió ayer
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It’s speeding up! Any day now he’s gonna hit a woman.
Trump snaps at woman reporter: "Get that light out of my face"
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UNPOPULAR OPINION: Someone’s free time is NOT their availability
unpopular opinion:
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This is the kind of shit parents need to worry about now
Parents panic after teen son vanishes from home - and they find out he spent $7K at Clavicular's 'Camp Looksmax' trib.al/wJ8EMEt
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we need a slur for slow walkers
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It’s so beautiful 😍😍😍
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“In late spring 2020, a source I knew to be reliable called me with a story,” writes Matthew Cole. “The Dutch government had hacked into Jared Kushner’s phone and monitored him as he accessed a Dubai-based bank account. What was odd, the source said, was that the money in the account—hundreds of millions of dollars—had come from a bank in Azerbaijan. Most importantly, Kushner appeared to have transferred significant amounts of money from the Dubai account to other individuals, including a warlord, a mercenary and a one-time hit man. The story sounded preposterous, I told my source. And yet. Six months later, I found myself speaking with someone else about the UAE government and their use of mercenaries in conflicts around the Middle East and Africa when I asked, on a whim, whether they knew anything about Kushner and bank transfers from a UAE account. My acquaintance grew quiet. Then they replied, ‘Yes.’” Kushner’s lawyer denied the bank account existed. Read an exclusive excerpt from Cole’s book, ‘Princes and Thieves: Jared Kushner and Mohamed bin Zayed’s Secret Plot to Remake the Middle East’: vanityfair.visitlink.me/Q5_W…
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