ShellS (@ShellMSmith) header
ShellS (@ShellMSmith) profile picture

ShellS

@ShellMSmith

The anti-social life of the party https://teapaw.org/t.co/rHAhLoNdzV

 Georgia
Joined February 2009
  • Tweets8.5K
  • Following622
  • Followers577
554Media
Photo by ShellS (@ShellMSmith)Photo by ShellS (@ShellMSmith)Photo by ShellS (@ShellMSmith)Photo by ShellS (@ShellMSmith)Photo by ShellS (@ShellMSmith)Photo by ShellS (@ShellMSmith)Photo by ShellS (@ShellMSmith)Photo by ShellS (@ShellMSmith)Photo by ShellS (@ShellMSmith)Photo by ShellS (@ShellMSmith)
What if peanut butter hates jelly and we are just forcing this relationship on them because we are selfish.
109
354
40
3,789
One of the most touching moments in @IndyCar history. In the first race after we lost Dan Wheldon, @h3lio Castroneves paid tribute to his friend after winning the @GPSTPete. #TBT #INDYCAR
14
178
26
993
I keep hearing this place is like high school, at least high school had real fingerbanging under the bleachers ffs.
8
34
1
77
Let a titty out. He can't say no if there's a titty out.
144
299
50
1,462
How do Twitter Doms work? Do they just DM you and make demands in all caps?
41
87
5
298
Fellas, it’s ok if you don’t have a British accent. I’m sure you can learn.
48
57
5
254
if you are not peeing outside at least once a month, you need to rethink your lifestyle choices...
1
4
I hate hard honey. Impossible to spread on my biscuit. 🍯
Image from ShellS (@ShellMSmith)
1
4
Let’s go Dawgs!! #UGA #UGAvsUK I’m just a Big Ten girl living in a SEC world. 🏈
1
1
4
Fun Fact - A pig’s penis can be up to 18 inches long, while a gorilla’s is 2 inches.
1
3
Do any of y’all ever come across an old Twitter convo on your Timehop, and it’s super intense, & obviously meant a lot at the time, but the account doesn’t even exist anymore and you have zero recollection of them or the tweet? Or is it just me??
3
2
I winged out my eyeliner and it turned out gorgeous and I'll never achieve this level of success again.
1
10
I think you were rooting against the Pats more than for the Colts, but I’ll take it either way. But you should’ve cheered harder damnit.
Shane (@docnolz) profile pictureShane@docnolz5 Oct 2018
Go Colts!! @ShellMSmith would be proud of me
2
Good Lord there’s a lot of porn on my TL today. Mondays make y’all horny I guess. Please continue
1
1
10
I’ll ask you how your weekend was Brenda, but I’m not listening. It was merely for decoration, like when I said “Bless you,” and “I like your pleated slacks.”
14
60
My recurring dream of being back in HS, it’s finals day and I don’t know my locker combo, total panic and self loathing for not getting shit done. Anyone else ever have that?
1
There's got to be something better than in the middle.
2
3
Load more