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ShellS

@ShellMSmith

The anti-social life of the party https://teapaw.org/t.co/rHAhLoNdzV

 Georgia
Joined February 2009
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What if peanut butter hates jelly and we are just forcing this relationship on them because we are selfish.
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One of the most touching moments in @IndyCar history. In the first race after we lost Dan Wheldon, @h3lio Castroneves paid tribute to his friend after winning the @GPSTPete. #TBT #INDYCAR
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I keep hearing this place is like high school, at least high school had real fingerbanging under the bleachers ffs.
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Let a titty out. He can't say no if there's a titty out.
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How do Twitter Doms work? Do they just DM you and make demands in all caps?
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Fellas, it’s ok if you don’t have a British accent. I’m sure you can learn.
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if you are not peeing outside at least once a month, you need to rethink your lifestyle choices...
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I winged out my eyeliner and it turned out gorgeous and I'll never achieve this level of success again.
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I’ll ask you how your weekend was Brenda, but I’m not listening. It was merely for decoration, like when I said “Bless you,” and “I like your pleated slacks.”
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There's got to be something better than in the middle.
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Cris@CrisMtzgr24 Sep 2018
Yo let's explore abandoned buildings together bruh
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Who wants to die with low cholesterol?
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In honor of Bastille Day I hope someone liberates me from the prison that is my life. With or without a French accent. S'il vous plaît
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Well humanity had a good run. teapaw.org/BoingBoing/status/9830… – at Los Angeles, CA
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HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS
Image from Carter Wilkerson (@carterjwm)
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Not every soulmate is going to be your significant other teapaw.org/t0nit0ne/status/981262…
TONI TONE (@t0nit0ne) profile pictureTONI TONE@t0nit0ne3 Apr 2018
I think almost every woman knows a man who would do almost anything for her. Yet the honest truth is, although a lot of us know at least one guy who would worship the ground we walk on, many of us just aren't mentally or physically attracted to him. It's unfortunate.
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Shane@docnolz21 Jan 2018
In the long run Tom vs. Time isn’t gonna end well. #timeisundefeated – at Kannapolis, NC
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2/22/22 falls on a Tuesday, which means that day will be called "2's Day"
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That grey worm scene was super cathartic for guys like us
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This piece of shit toaster doesn't have any internet.
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