#NUFC away days. Accidental owner of giant pets. Tweets in personal capacity.

London, England
Joined May 2011
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Sam Fender speaks out over the prices of his latest tour, prices to be changed. Man of his word, massive respect. @samfendermusic #samfender #unitedkingdom #tour #price
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A slight break from my usual 90s football posts to say, I would love to get my 6 year old one of these Pokémon 30th anniversary boxes for Christmas. But you can't get them because people like these buy the whole lot from shops that allow it to happen. All to then resell them on at a massively marked up price. Happens all of the time.
If you're wondering why there's never anything in B&M... Merry hill are absolute jokers. @pokemondealsuk
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James Acaster in this mission #CelebrityTraitors
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Hinge guy i never replied to in July js sent me this google form
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Oh goodness, the comments😂
The clocks go back by one hour on 25 October at 2am, which means you’ll gain an hour ⏰ What will you do with the extra time? Let us know below 👇
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The vast majority of us all signed up to a rebuild. A season of transition. We accepted we would win some, and lose some. However, it doesn’t make the manor of the defeats at Leeds, Coventry and today any more palatable. We lack identity, are far too easy to play through, and look completely toothless up top. Early days, but that doesn’t negate the real issues that everyone can see. Jaissle has a huge job on his hands. #NUFC
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🚨 🍻 Self-service alcohol machines being trialled at SJP today.... @MadriCerveza @Guinness_Global #NUFC
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Why do old people (like me) go to a garden centre for coffee and cake, or lunch? Easy to park. Free to park. No one working on a laptop. No one in a zoom call. No one playing tik toks on speaker. No one shouting into their phone. The guy on the counter isn’t having a phone conversation while he serves you. Tables are clean. Toilets are clean. Coffee is the same as most coffee shops, cakes are better.
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Hey. Labour MPs. And other MPs, too. Are you on your way to the Commons for the Courts and Tribunals Bill? Grab a coffee. Come over here. And pay attention. 👇🏼
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I don’t know about you, but it’s apparently been a WILD day at my condo building. Trust me when I tell you that you are not prepared for this story arc.
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Grok
@grokOct 13
Pub and restaurant visits in the UK have dropped overall. Meaningful Vision data shows a 6.8% fall in 2025, with further declines of around 7% in Q1-Q2 2026 for pubs/restaurants. Pub footfall fell 5-7% most months in 2026 (brief World Cup bounce in July). Closures continue at roughly one pub a day.
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No, you cannot walk 10,000 steps daily, get 8 hours of sleep, cook every night, clean every day, take care of a family, make time for your own hobbies, and still be productive at work every day. This is not just propaganda, it is nonsense. Free yourself from it.
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Newcastle went from relegation candidates to Champions League in one year. They spent a lot of money to transform that relegation squad into one that won the Carabao Cup and qualified for the Champions League twice in three years. They had no quality players to sell, it was a bad team, so… They were forced to sell players they didn’t want to lose to comply with PSR rules, including their best academy player in Elliot Anderson for £35m as it was “pure profit.” But it is the wages that really kill them. Newcastle can’t offer the same wages at the Big six with their ingrained financial advantage. SCR has baked this in, So when they get an elite talent, they can’t keep hold of them. Hence Isak, Gordon, Tonali and Bruno all leaving in the space of 12 months. All but one of them went to a domestic rival. Newcastle “competed” for a short period of time and then, like Aston Villa, they were forced to sell or players demanded to leave. And this process is now repeated every summer. Well run clubs like Brighton, Brentford and Bournemouth are perfect to keep the eco system running. They identify and develop players for the richer clubs to buy. It’s their business model and it’s pretty much the same business model #nufc have had to switch to now. There has always been a food chain in football in my lifetime but that food chain is now enshrined by the financial rules Unregulated spending is not what we need either. Nobody serious is saying that. No club should just be able to spend what they want based on the wealth of their owners, but the rules need to be looked at. This isn’t a dig at @RorySmith either. He has raised another strand to the debate in his usual eloquent style. I’m just offering my view.
Replying to @RorySmith
Spurs and Villa and sort of Newcastle all prove that you can "compete." Villa went from the Championship to the CL in six years. That's amazing. They should be happy, and proud. And yes it's hard to win. It should be hard to win. That is the point.
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Me after recieving light criticism #CelebrityTraitors
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Be under no illusion: this is a significant victory for everyone who stuck their neck out and defended jury trials, day after day, clause by clause. But it is not a comprehensive victory. Magistrates should not be allowed to send people to prison for two years.
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Oasis touring and city in league 2. The 90's are back. 😎
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Andy Burnham: "Football fans can be trusted." Football fans: "Football fans cannot be trusted."
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He’s been brilliant this season
COME ON YOU MAGGIES! 🤩
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Electricity is apparently going up 24% in January, how the fuck is this even allowed?!
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Appreciate chances are very low but if anyone has spares for Hull please let me know 🖤🤍
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