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Anglican churchwarden who writes about Aztecs: after the human sacrifice there'll be tea & biccies. Mostly bad jokes with only occasional sweary rants. Zionist.

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Anyway since you now can't buy so much as a cheese grater on Amazon without a note from your mum, why not buy one of my books instead? First two are now available on Kindle (free with an Unlimited sub!) #ShamelessSelfpromoWednesday amazon.com/author/simonlevac…
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Simon Levack✝️🇬🇧🇮🇱🦁☀️ retweeted
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Simon Levack✝️🇬🇧🇮🇱🦁☀️ retweeted
Is your girlfriend a Chinese spy? Know the signs!
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Simon Levack✝️🇬🇧🇮🇱🦁☀️ retweeted
As David Walliams' books get removed from school libraries, etc, it's important to separate the art from the artist and be very clear that in this case they are both terrible.
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Simon Levack✝️🇬🇧🇮🇱🦁☀️ retweeted
Get married shortly after Black Friday and enjoy a lifetime of buying cheap anniversary gifts for your wife
Share some lore about your greatest Martin Lewis hacks.
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Simon Levack✝️🇬🇧🇮🇱🦁☀️ retweeted
As with most things “The Sun” did not reach out to me for clarification on this.. I did not “date” David Walliams. We went out ONCE… I have no memory of how we met, or how he had my number as it was 22 years ago. I wouldn’t even remember the year of it wasn’t for the article. but he asked me for dinner.. he was “awkward” not flirtatious… He said , “you look cool. If I was a woman I’d want to dress like you”. I found it the strangest compliment which is why I remember it. I was wearing jeans a satin baseball jacket and baseball cap… As it turned out. I wasn’t attracted to him because he was very camp, and I like men who are tough and alpha… He didn’t hit on me. I assumed he was equally unattracted to me… We were walking down the road in Primrose Hill, and we saw a paparazzi guy. Which totally freaked him out. ( I may have told friends we were going out ) When someone wants to keep something serious I assume there’s an ulterior motive like a partner… so that’s also a huge turn off !! So after the pap incident I don’t remember If we even had dinner or not. . I don’t think we spoke again after. Other than his comment that he’d dress like me if he was a woman and I found it very odd .. Nothing is clear as it’s 22 years ago and I’ve had a load of 1st dates that have led to nothing , So there was no “dating” and we didn’t even kiss.. I have absolutely no clue about the allegations about him. I went on to live in the USA. But I was 25 at the time and an adult. I did have someone reach out to me a couple of years ago. Not sure who, I told them the above… I actually didn’t even see this post until someone asked in one of my comments Very uneventful, like the rest of my life. thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/40…
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Simon Levack✝️🇬🇧🇮🇱🦁☀️ retweeted
I think it is completely inappropriate for the CBA to be putting out statement, or comments to the media, praising judicial directions or comments on sentencing. I'm no longer a member, perhaps those at the bar feel otherwise, but I don't think it is right. Defence counsel have to put their client's case. That I assume, is still the case. It is not up to defence counsel to keep the likes of the Guardian and the Rape Crisis people happy. teapaw.org/TheCriminalBar/status/…
Judge who sentenced Russell Brand praised for dispelling rape myths Criminal Bar Association and campaigners hail Mr Justice Bennathan for delivering remarks with ‘piercing clarity’ Andrew Thomas KC, the chair of the Criminal Bar Association, and Kama Melly KC, its vice-chair, said: “We welcome the piercing clarity of the judge’s statement. Myths about rape and sexual assault must play no part in our culture or in our courtrooms. Raping or sexually assaulting someone is a crime, and blame lies entirely with the perpetrator. “Victims of sexual violence should know that when they go to the prosecution authorities, their evidence will be judged fairly and properly. As the verdicts in Russell Brand’s case show, a properly directed jury will not be put off by a defendant’s appeal to rape myths.” theguardian.com/news/2026/no…
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Simon Levack✝️🇬🇧🇮🇱🦁☀️ retweeted
Never such innocence, Never before or since, As changed itself to past Without a word - the men Leaving the gardens tidy, The thousands of marriages Lasting a little while longer: Never such innocence again.
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Simon Levack✝️🇬🇧🇮🇱🦁☀️ retweeted
I am fucking CRYINGGGGGGGGGGGGG FOR MEN IN LOVE 👨‍❤️‍👨 👀 #JensenHuang #ChineseSpy #alicehuang $NVDA
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Simon Levack✝️🇬🇧🇮🇱🦁☀️ retweeted
When a Vanguard-class SSBN slips past the Gare Loch into the Clyde, the Ministry of Defence PR apparatus frames it as the relentless triumph of the Continuous At Sea Deterrent (CASD). The operational reality is far darker. This is a scene of institutional brinkmanship, played out in four distinct acts across the British state. 1. Within forty-eight hours, that 16,000-ton boat will vanish below the acoustic layer. Somewhere in the North Atlantic, another Vanguard is waiting. That returning crew has likely been submerged for upwards of 150 to 180 days—double the 90-day patrol limit the submarine was originally designed for. The handover is entirely cryptographic. Once Northwood Headquarters confirms the outbound boat has the watch, the exhausted inbound crew will turn her bow toward Scotland. They will be back in Faslane within a week. But the crew that just left? They are now entombed until late spring 2027. 2. Who actually makes the decision to lock 140 men and women in a steel tube for six months? The operational order comes from Commander Operations (COMOPS) deep inside the permanent joint headquarters at Northwood, specifically the node designated as CTF 345. But the admirals at CTF 345 are not making a strategic choice; they are playing a rigged hand dealt by Westminster. The doctrine of CASD dictates that one boat must always be on patrol. You need four submarines to maintain this mathematically: one on patrol, one training/working up, one in routine maintenance, and one in deep refit. But the math has collapsed. COMOPS is forced to order 200-day patrols because he simply doesn't have the hulls available in the rotation cycle. 3. Why doesn't the government intervene? Because successive governments are the exact architects of the crisis. To understand why that boat is being run into the ground, you have to look at the Treasury and the civil service managerial cartel. In the 2010s, chancellors like George Osborne and Philip Hammond engaged in "fiscal smoothing"—delaying the Dreadnought-class replacement submarines to save in-year accounting costs. Simultaneously, Whitehall utterly failed to manage the sovereign refit infrastructure at Devonport (Babcock’s Dock 9). They outsourced the deep maintenance (the Long Overhaul Period and Refueling, or LOP(R)) and let the dry docks decay. So, instead of a refit taking two years, it takes four to five. You cannot rotate four boats if two are functionally trapped in a crumbling dockyard in Plymouth. The politicians did not intervene because intervention requires capital expenditure; they preferred to quietly force the Royal Navy to absorb the risk on the balance sheet. 4. Can it be proven that the Royal Navy is at a drastically elevated risk entirely due to government decisions? Unequivocally. First, there is metallurgical and mechanical reality. The Vanguard class was commissioned in the 1990s with a 25-year lifespan. They are now being pushed past 30 years. Running ancient pressure hulls, aging reactor cooling systems, and legacy life-support scrubbers on 200-day continuous cycles creates exponential mechanical fatigue. Second, there is the human capital destruction. You cannot repeatedly subject highly specialized, nuclear-qualified engineers to six-month underwater incarcerations without destroying their family lives. The retention death-spiral in the submarine service is not a mystery; it is the direct, predictable outcome of Treasury penny-pinching. The politicians delayed the replacements. The civil service botched the dockyards. And as a direct result, the Vanguard crews are now operating at the absolute outer edge of physiological and mechanical safety just to keep the Whitehall illusion of seamless deterrence alive.
Vanguard class submarine outbound from Faslane this afternoon. Via @MichaelGDeveney
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Simon Levack✝️🇬🇧🇮🇱🦁☀️ retweeted
Oh Luce! Don’t you have an 18-year-old blue-haired intern who can show you how to delete tweets pre social media?
I've said it before, but come and spend a couple of hours with me in Manchester @rustyrockets You might get a different perspective.
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Simon Levack✝️🇬🇧🇮🇱🦁☀️ retweeted
Lucy Powell can easily explain it was a mistake to associate the Labour Party with Russell Brand without making the easily falsifiable claim that 2015 was not ‘the social media age’. Just be honest.
Lucy Powell on the Ed Miliband Russell Brand interview Sophy Ridge: In 2015, Ed Miliband was interviewed by Russell Brand. And he was invited over to his house to do it. It's been reported that you were the one who set up the interview. Is that true and do you regret it? Lucy Powell: Look, I mean, it wasn't quite like that. It was a long time ago, obviously. And had I or Ed Miliband or anybody at the time had any sense at all that this was someone who was a sexual predator, who was involved in these sorts of crimes or any allegations that were known at the time, then, of course, that interview I'm sure would not have happened, history would have been very, very, different. Those things unfortunately, weren't known at the time. But I think, like anybody who paid to go to his show or watched him on TV, or who was his employer at the time, who had interactions with him, anybody, including those of us who were involved in that at the time,would look back and really regret that, knowing today what we now know Sophy Ridge: You were campaign chief, did you set it up? Were you involved in the process? Lucy Powell: Look, I mean, he approached the Labour Party, he approached the campaign team, and we’re in very different times now. We weren't in the social media age at the time - where you could maybe search things up and see allegations about somebody at the time. and as I say, if there was any suggestion at all, we were dealing with someone who was a known sexual predator at the time, then, of course, you know, no one would have done that. But as I say, he was a well known public figure. Lots of people from Hollywood to the BBC to many others gave this person a very, very powerful platform. And we didn't know at the time, unfortunately. It was a different era.
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Simon Levack✝️🇬🇧🇮🇱🦁☀️ retweeted
Reminder that in 1981 Britain added a descant to the national anthem, turned it into the best national anthem in the world, and then just… forgot about the arrangement never to use it again
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Blasphemous losers
Russell Brand’s supporters are outside the court for his sentencing, holding a sign that reads: “We stand with you.”
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Simon Levack✝️🇬🇧🇮🇱🦁☀️ retweeted
Yes. We know it's raining in Gaza. It's also raining in Israel. Difference is, in Israel we have the infrastructure to handle rain because we didn't start a stupid war and then lose the stupid war. Cry more.
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Replying to @LucyTCWife
Some behind the scene 🎬 footage of Kristin Scott Thomas in meltdown @LucyTCWife
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Simon Levack✝️🇬🇧🇮🇱🦁☀️ retweeted
I’m sorry, but I feel like I need to make this post. Both my parents suffered sexual abuse. My mother was abused by her stepfather. My father was raped as a child in a care home for orphans. I have a friend who was raped repeatedly by her father telling her how much he loved her and that she reminded him of her dead mother, and another friend raped by her very own uncle. So watching people on 𝕏 defend a convicted rapist and blame the women who came forward genuinely disgusts me. It also makes me question whether they understand the meaning of consent. This isn’t a joke to me. It disgusts me. Before claiming Russell Brand was “set up by the system”, perhaps take five minutes to research the evidence that convicted him. In 2009, Brand met a 21-year-old woman at a comedy show. She subsequently went to his home. Their sexual encounter initially began consensually. But consent to one act is NOT consent to another. She described being subjected to anal rape, leaving her with physical and psychological injuries. She disclosed what happened shortly afterwards. The jury heard evidence from people she told at the time, including family and friends. Medical records and a nurse’s statement also supported her account of seeking medical attention and reporting what happened. This wasn’t simply an allegation invented 17 years later. And the investigation went considerably further. According to the Metropolitan Police: • Over 100 witnesses traced and interviewed. • More than 400 witness statements taken. • Over 1,400 documents reviewed. • Historical photographs, floor plans and timelines examined. • Hundreds of hours of Brand’s interviews, television appearances and performances reviewed. Police also reported that Brand initially claimed not to recognise the women involved, before his account changed as the case approached trial. These figures cover the entire investigation, not just the rape conviction. The jury also heard evidence concerning three other women. Brand was convicted of sexually assaulting an MTV worker, a Choice FM employee and a Channel 4 worker. The jury also ACQUITTED him of three other charges. Think about that before claiming the jury simply convicted him because he was famous or unpopular. They considered separate allegations and returned different verdicts. Brand himself admitted in court to using his fame to facilitate sexual access, while maintaining that his encounters were consensual. But being famous, having a sexual relationship with someone or having previously obtained consent gives nobody the right to sexually assault them. And finally, to those arguing that women shouldn’t be allowed to prosecute historical sexual offences because too much time has passed: As I said yesterday in a previous post. Would you tell a 32-year-old who was raped by their uncle at 12 that they’ve missed their opportunity for justice? Would you say the same to someone who finally found the courage to speak up at 50? Of course, every defendant deserves a fair trial. But victims deserve access to justice too. Russell Brand received a four-week trial. The jury heard the evidence and unanimously convicted him of rape and three sexual assaults. He has not been targeted by the matrix as Andrew Tate likes to put it. You are entitled to question a verdict or support an appeal. But stop blaming victims, dismissing evidence you haven’t examined and pretending that the passage of time makes rape somehow acceptable. Rape doesn’t have an expiry date. Justice shouldn’t either. Very few have done any research on this website. They immediately jump to defend Russell Brand who is now a convicted rapist. And I am adamant many more will come forward now. I might mute the word Russell and brand so I can now move on with my day. I guess having two daughters makes me feel quite emotional about this, as well as what happened to both of my parents and some of my friends. T
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Simon Levack✝️🇬🇧🇮🇱🦁☀️ retweeted
This story gives me hope. "Allies may be closer than you think." Cornwall Friends of Israel started with a chance conversation and has grown into a force for good Cornwall Friends of Israel began in 2020 when I met a lovely Christian lady at a Holocaust Memorial Day event. Following the Hamas atrocities of October 7, 2023, we began holding regular vigils on a Cornish beach and in a town centre, remembering those murdered and standing with the families of hostages taken into Gaza. Today, our members are spread across Cornwall, and our wonderful non-Jewish friends considerably outnumber our Jewish contingent. Their friendship shows that solidarity means more than warm words. It means standing together when it matters most. Our message to Jewish communities is simple. Allies may be closer than you think. Reach out to like-minded friends locally and across the UK, and welcome those who wish to stand with you. The GPS Network can help. Link to the GPS network: gpsnet.org/ thejc.com/community/the-schm…
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Simon Levack✝️🇬🇧🇮🇱🦁☀️ retweeted
No you are not. You are not even an ‘anti Zionist’. You are simply a fraud.  Only a few years ago when you were a Lib Dem you solemnly promised voters that a vote for you was “a support for Israel”.  You were a 34-year old man, not a child. You left the Lib Dems a year later purely and simply because they didn’t select you for a parliamentary seat.  If they had, you’d still be promising that a vote for you is a vote for Israel. You are a despicable, malignant fraud who would toss your own mum under a bus for a few extra moments of political relevance.
I am in a long line of antizionist Jews who political opponents try to make people hate. But I wont be quiet, not on criticism of Israel, nor on tackling the extreme wealth and poverty pay that both the Tories and now Labour have overseen in office.
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